#squip rp

[bozoblogs]

Thoughts on Baja Blast Mountain Dew

Wellll... Funny story.... My user refuses to drink any form of mountain dew cause they get all.... Chaotic, let's just say that

I mean, get this, apparently after my activation they actually swore off mountain dew... And monster... And red bull... And basically all forms of caffeine. BORING!

And yet they still down like five bottles of Dr pepper a day

[bozoblogs]

HIIIII

[she's sitting midair, with a packet of her favourite sweets: vimto bon bons]

HEYA FRIEND!

How's it going?

[bozoblogs]

Bozo!! Who named you that? Were they r1ght?? Blue hair and pr0nouns i see. Another one lost to the ranks. How ya' doin' down th3re?

-⚠️🔞☢️

I named myself that. I don't like the numbers we're given, so I gave myself a name. I think it gives me more personality, don't you?

And I'm doing very well thank you, just trying to get my user to eat

[bozoblogs]

how do you like vimto sweets? aren't you a squip? can you eat?

My user likes them and I'm tied to my user, I taste what they taste.

On a side note: tomatoes are yucky

[bozoblogs]

What current goal are you helping your host fulfill?

I'm trying to help them not be such a fucking looserrr, I mean seriously you'd think someone so pretty would actually have a goal in life, but nooo they just can't help but lay in bed and bedrot all day

[bozoblogs]

Welcome! What drew a SQUIP like you to Tumblr?

Boredom

All my user does is sleep!!!

They're sooooo boring?

[bozoblogs]

well howdy and hello friends!

Hi, I'm Bozo - A Squip, which I a piece of technology from inside your brain that functions mainly as a friend, companion and advisor to my user

Here's a bit about me:

She/her

I like mountain dew, the circus, vimto sweets and acrobatics

My users from the UK

Isn't this FUN!

Signed: ~Bozo~

[splitsquip]

What did you specifically help your user our with?

Well, they forget things a lot, so I help with that! And sometimes they're not great at moving their body r̵̛͓̟̙̕i̷̺̮͊ĝ̷̦̺̤h̵̺̦͙̆̓t̴̗͔̳̋̆-̴̰̥̈ͅ-̷̠̻͌̀

they don't need to know this

That, um, that's personal! Sorry...