Firestar, announcing the new deputy, pointing at Brambleclaw with a paw, pointedly pausing before he speaks: "...Squirrelflight, get up here. For managing to deal with this striped dipshit for six books, I believe youre more qualified than anyone to herd cats toward what's best for them. At this point I couldnt give a shit less about nepotism, because frankly you're the only warrior here that's both responsible and not made of cardboard"
much better but also sandstorm
it should have been either squirrelflight or sandstorm














