Jan 9, 2024
I can't decide if Bulgaria would be really smooth and suave, or say the cheesiest pick up lines possible while flirting. Maybe both.
...I was curious and googled "cheesy pick up lines" and I'm cackling and imagining Bulgaria saying these to Romania and Serbia.
#Hetalia#Bulgaria#Aph#Hws#RoBul#I didnt like Bulgaria before but he has really grown on me#Hes such a weird freak of nature. <3 (Serb & Ro are too but especially Bul. He seems normal & sane but he is just as unhinged)#'I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!' 'Is there an airport nearby or was that just my heart taking off?'#Imagine Bulgaria saying these lmao. Romania loves this man yet he is also perplexed by him all the time#Idk how Bulgaria and serbia flirt tbh. Maybe they just fight homoerotically idk#Yall are sure glad to follow me huh? You dont see this top quality content anywhere else (sarcasm)#SerbRoBul#SrbRoBul#(Kinda)