#ss.asks

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Uh oh, your kitty boy ran away for a while and comes home heavily pregnant and in labor. Are you just going to let him give birth without knowing who knocked him up? Of course not! Are you going to believe him when he tells you who did it? Of course not! How do you stop him from giving birth until the father comes forward?

plugging him up and carrying him (or better yet, making him walk) all through the streets so all of the cats in the neighborhood hear his screams, hoping the father will hear and come help. unfortunately for my kittyboy, the father is a deadbeat who couldn't care less <3

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to expand on a (at least for now) recent post- coach who knocks up his BEST player and despite ruining the season it's totally worth it to see him screaming and begging to get the baby out

he always did give his star player some special attention... and now the consequences are stuck crowning <3

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Everytime I take an edible I only have one thought

“Oh no! I did preggo puppy weed! Now I’m just a big dumb doggy full of puppies” :)

Side note have a good day :))

puppy weed that gets you puppy pregnant with a whole litter of puppy babies

side note you too <3

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I'm almost 8 and half months pregnant now and it's so much harder to get off all alone with how big I am. Will you help me?

no. i like to watch you suffer too much <3

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Stuck on a time loop on the day they give birth, after a few repeats they give birth practically everywhere possible and figure out that all they have to do is not have the kid that day. Easy! Right?

They give birth sobbing 15 times after realizing how hard it is to not push. Eventually they give up and spend all day in the tights boxers they can with a plug in their pussy

TIME LOOP BIRTH IS SO GENIUS

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Best method for cis male birth?

magically giving him a vagina

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Something wildly hot about restricted bellies and bellies pressed against the floor/wall/wherever. The reminder of the size of their burden. The discomfort and pain as it can only compress so far. Struggling to reach things because of how fucking huge and unwieldy their bump is. Even better when it's unwanted and they can't ignore even a single inch of their belly.

heavily pregnant person getting on their hands and knees to scrub the floor and their belly touching the floor DROOLS

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your blog makes me drool all over its genuinely crazy

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im glad you like it!