Sakurai: Man, does time fly or what.
Marco: Are you sure about this, Dr. Sakurai?
Sakurai: Marco, how many times have I got to tell you, this is how I test the waters for when they inevitably get renders...
Marco: But you said Goku would never-?
Sakurai: Hey, he came all this way to get in, might as well humor the guy since there is no chance in hell I'm letting him in.
Marco: ... This storyline isn't really canon, isn't it.
Sakurai: Welcome to the Underground, kid. Nothing here's canon. Computer, Search Units with the debut label: 'March 17th, 1997'
Computer: Six Results Found: Mario, Kirby, Link, Pikachu, Megaman, Vaporeon.
Sakurai: Good. Now, Search Units with the debut label: 'January 21st, 1999'
Computer: Eight Results Found: Donkey Kong, Samus Aran, Fox McCloud, Yoshi, Jigglypuff, Luigi, Ness, Captain Falcon.
Sakurai: And that's where it all began... Computer, Search Units with the debut label: 'Melee'
Computer: Fourteen Results Found: Peach, Bowser, Zelda, Sheik, Ice Climbers, Marth, Roy, Young Link, Ganondorf, Pichu, Mewtwo, Mr. Game and Watch, Dr. Mario, Falco Lombardi
Sakurai: Real crowdpleaser, that one. Search Units with the debut label: 'August 21st, 2006'
Computer: Fourteen Results Found: Cloud Strife, Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles 'Tails' Prower, Knuckles the Echidna, Shadow the Hedgehog, Inu-Yasha, Crono, Naruto Uzamaki, X, Zero, Lloyd Irving, Robert 'Mr. Incredible' Parr, Blade, Blue
Sakurai: Computer, Do I detect uncertainty in species determination?
Computer: Negative, there is a 13% Chance of Turtle among a 42% Chance of Armadillo
Sakurai: And this is the actual margin of error you calculated?
Sakurai: Good to know. But still, Those last two and Bob... What was I thinking? Computer, Search Units with the debut label: 'Brawl'
Computer: Sixteen Results Found: Meta Knight, King Dedede, Pit, Wario, Lucas, Ike, Squirtle, Ivysaur, Charizard, David 'Solid Snake' Pliskin, Lucario, R.O.B., Diddy Kong, Toon Link, Wolf O'Donnel, Olimar
Sakurai: Took 'em a while to adjust to that one. Search Units with the debut label: 'Crusade'
Computer: Twenty Results Found: Waluigi, Ashley, Geno, Tingle, Snivy, Gooey, Krystal, Ryu, Chun-Li, Saki Amamiya, Mach Rider, Pheonix Wright, Duck Hunt, Rayman, Bomberman, Ristar, Little Mac, Pac-Man, Crash Bandicoot, Klonoa
Sakurai: Man, that's a lot of characters in that folder... And I haven't even added her yet... Search Units with the debut label: 'December 1, 2015'
Computer: Three Results Found: Lyndis, Issac, Sami.
Sakurai: They barely made it in, too... Shame they had to close it...
Computer: Sir, are you showing remorse?
Sakurai: I'm fine, it's the tournament presence that did her in, that's all... Search Units with the debut label: '3DU'
Computer: Eleven Results Found: Villager, Wii Fit Trainer, Rosalina, Greninja, Palutena, Robin, Shulk, Lucina, Bowser II, Corrin, Bayonetta.
Sakurai: And finally, Search Units with the debut label: 'SSF2 Beta'
Computer: Seven Results Found: Ichigo Kurosaki, Son Goku, Sora, Black Mage, Chibi Robo, Sandbag, Bandana Dee
Sakurai: Create New File Under 'SSF2 Beta'
Computer: But Sir, Haven't you tested enough characters for the Underground to be a success?
Sakurai: Well, Computer, as you can plainly see by the lack of Space Pirates and Bigoted Dragons, what I say goes around these parts and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Computer: I guess you are right, Doctor Sakurai, Feel free to choose your fighter.
Sakurai: It's like I said the past twenty years I've been doing this, just let the boys below work their magic, see what starts dancing around in my head and It'll all fall into place in a snap.
Computer: And when comes time for official implimentation.
Sakurai: I put the punks in their place. Now, let's break out the latest model: Unit Number 100.
