ew, we're not married. what the hell. he's my intern, obviously, and twenty years my junior. basically my protegee. that would be horrible of me, to abuse my status and privilege to coerce him into some legally binding thing like marriage. i only get to watch while other boys his age do it [obvious resentful sigh into coffee mug that says I HURT COLLEGE BOYS] [admitting eyebrow] they're really working some magic over in legal these days














