if the duffers had allowed vickie to give mike relationship advice like god intended, she would not have let him deny his feelings for a second. my girl would've run that bisexuality acceptance camp like the goddamn navy. she'd go on and on about damage control and how he needs to win will back even if it's the last thing he does. the moment he starts deflecting with "we're friends! we're frie—", she'd throw her hands up in exasperation and say "what did i just tell you? go get your man! up, up, faster! do you know what faster means? it means more fast!"