#stabbitystabstab

[ser-fae]

remember: the first key to having a good day is to stab anything that moves

[thankyou5theshow-blog]

but did you die? #thankyou5 #webseries #ohno #shedeadtho #playinwithprops #stabbitystabstab @inverted.spectrum (at Albuquerque Little Theatre)

[francmgarcia]

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My nephew stabbing his birthday cake. Happy 1st Birthday LOQ-G! 😎 #HappyBirthday #SmashCake #StabbityStabStab #WhatItDoNephew (at Lilburn, Georgia)

[rattle-and-burn]

We have a new winner for most ridiculous housemate moment!

Above and beyond my supposed over-use of the salt shaker (which is serious, serious business, don'tchaknow ) it is now serious business, and a behavior that I need to alter ASAP, that I eat breakfast cereal while sitting on the sofa and watching movies.

Apparently this has pissed them both off the entire year that we've lived together and they're just now bringing it up because they can't take it anymore. The guy stomped out of the room about it last night.

Am I making a mess? No

Am I being rude? No

The sound of people chewing just angers him, and my chewing most of all because I'm just obnoxious and on the couch. Also, the spoon hitting the bowl pisses him off. Truefax.

Nevermind that they sit on the couch eating dinner all the time.

Apparently I'm being rude by eating snacks, in my house, on my couch, watching my tv. Excuse me for breathing, dear.

They really just have way too many ~feelings~ about what I eat, how much I eat, and where and when I eat it.

From the thin, athletic vegetarian on a low-fat, low-carb diet, to the couple who think pizza and McDonalds are valid food groups, you've got no room to bitch. >_<