#stakehammer

[horrortamer-archive]

Vore my hands? Huh??? You gonna vore my fucking hands you horny freak????? Gonna vore em?????????

[sxatter]

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i have just met too many people who taught themselves the chords to wonderwall and tried to tell me that they play guitar.

oh no no no i can ACTUALLY play guitar

[itsmemothdad-blog]

I am your dad.

I’m your dad! 

Boogie-woogie woogie!

[horrortamer-archive]

Would you like to catch these hands?

[sxatter]

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i can tell you about some other body parts you may or may not have.

please! id love that.

[itsmemothdad-blog]

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dominating who.

Wait.

[windsmoocher]

#if this truly were a birth day present you would have focused on the bunny.

oh not a problem, do you accept links to MASSIVE google drive folders??

[neonoirs]

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I FEEL LIKE I’M MAKING THE WHOLE FRIENDSHIP THING TOO HARD. I DON’T REALLY GET WHY YOU’RE BOTHERING, BUT I KNOW THAT’S LIKELY A REFLECTION OF MY OWN DELECTABLE CATASTROPHIZING. I APPRECIATE IT. AND I WANT TO BE FRIENDS. BUT LET’S FACE IT! I THINK YOU COULD DO A LITTLE BETTER. TEST THE WATERS! THERE’S BIGGER FISH! YOU MUST BE A MASOCHIST. YOU HAVE MY PITY.

IT’S BEEN A WHILE. I...MISS YOU????? IS THAT WHAT THAT IS. OKAY! SURE. GROSS. NOT LIKE IT MATTERS. THIS ISN’T ALL THAT OBVIOUS SO. NO EMBARRASSMENT TO ROT FROM THE INSIDE OUT WITH. I HOPE I CAN SEE YOU AGAIN SOON TOO. MEETING YOU WENT BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD.

I’LL SAY IT TO YOUR FACE, YOU ATROCIOUS BASTARD. I GOT INTO THE HABIT OF LOGGING ON REALLY LATE BECAUSE YOU WERE USUALLY AWAKE. YOU MADE IT FUN. COME BACK TO MY APARTMENT SOME TIME SOON. WE CAN HAVE SOMETHING BESIDES CEREAL. BEGRUDGINGLY.