RE: WILL SMITH LOOKING LIKE SID FROM ICE AGE.
@trainstoppin OKAY, EGBERT. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED???? ME TO TEAR MY GLOVES OFF WHILE YOU LET MY INFINITE WELL OF VITRIOL MARINATE AND BUBBLE UNTIL I ROT FROM THE INSIDE OUT? WELL, JOHN, THE GLOVES ARE OFF. ARE YOU HAPPY? NOW MY GRIMY LITTLE CLAWS ARE HERE TO GIVE YOU THE SHOW OF YOUR LIFE. YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SAY THINGS AND I’LL BE PROVOKED INTO GIVING YOU A LITTLE HEEHAW BY YELLING ABOUT IT???? WELL, YOU’RE RIGHT! I’M DOING MY LITTLE JIG! I’M ENVELOPED IN THIS TANGO, EGBERT. THE VICIOUS CYCLE CONTINUES AND I WILL SCREAM UNTIL MY THROAT SWELLS UP AND SHUTS. UNTIL MY BULBS REDDEN IN FURY. FUCK YOU. SINCERELY, WHOLEHEARTEDLY, AND CATEGORICALLY—FUCK YOU. FUCK OFF. EAT SHIT. I HOPE THE NEXT TIME YOU GO OUTSIDE SID FROM ICE AGE HARPOONS YOU WITH HIS GARGANTUAN CLAWS. I HOPE YOU’RE FILLETED BY THAT SPUNKY LITTLE CREATURE. I HOPE YOU ARE LAMBASTED WITH HATE FROM THE TOWERING WILL SMITH COLLECTIVE AND YOU’RE FORCED INTO A YOUTUBE APOLOGY VIDEO THAT NOBODY ACCEPTS. I HOPE I MANIFEST AS YOUR SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON AND THAT ALL YOU CAN SEE IN YOUR FROZEN FORM IS ME HOVERING AT YOUR BEDSIDE WITH A GLASS OF WARM WATER SO THAT I CAN DIP YOUR FINGERS IN AND YOU PISS IN YOUR BED. FUCK YOU, JOHN.
