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Grand Island Ice Caves, Michigan 1978

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Wedding in Buchan Caves, Gippsland, Australia. 14 April 1930

There’s nothing that can get my brain to officially log the difference between stalagmite and stalactite. Every time I’m offered a mnemonic on the subject it slips gracefully out the other ear and I frankly just don’t care.

So when our DM tried to set an ambush during a cave fight with ropers, some clinging to the ceiling and others on floor I just said, “I cast Shape Earth on the ones hanging on the ceiling stalags.”

There was a brief pause as everyone processed this.

“Do you mean the stalactites?”

“Yeah, whichever. Mites, tites, they’re all stalags to me.

The party found this hilarious and “stalags” has been used ubiquitously since then.

“The cave you enter is full of stalags,” is a real sentence I got my DM to say and I’m so proud and relieved to stop pretending to care about geology terms.

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