#stalking101

[placeofalders-blog]

Stalking 101

@selenaivy

Nose in a book, or at least so it seemed. Vernon was just far away to watch Eve but not be spotted. Over the last few weeks Vernon had managed to keep it on the down low, or so he thought. The girl had smiled at him a few times from the distance. It made sense, he was always within reach. And now was no different. Only this time when he looked up she was too. ‘Damnit’. Caught in his sin, Vernon decided to face it this time. Standing to his feet he walked over to Eve--- no wait, Selena was her name now. 

“Uh, hey”

[goldenebula]

OMG🤣 If this isn't me, I don't know what is... #stalking101 #helpme #dankmemes #memesrulemylife

[lollypopcsical]

On Bus Stops

One of the best things about bus stops is the fact that people tend to stare in the direction where the bus will come from. 

Upon noticing this, if one places the object of one’s admiration between themselves and said direction, they can then stare comfortably at them to their heart’s content. 

On the other hand, by placing oneself between their object of admiration and the arriving buses, then one might be noticed by one’s *ahem* love interest.

It’s good to keep this fact in mind whenever you take any form of public transportation!

[munekanika]

I want to share you a secret: I stalked him today. Like quickly, about 10 minutes. And you know what? I thought I was going to miss him again, but instead I hit the escape button and it felt good. I strongly believe that when it comes to the process of letting go, days come when it hits you again but it also comes as a reminder that you need to forget him because you deserve better. I have to let this go, piece by piece.

[aliciaheartmusic]

Tipico - tu ex #stalking you on social media. 😂😂😂 #Psycho #Stalking101 #Creepy

[peshmeyen]

Stalking. What'd you really get from it?

Srsly. Ano nga ba? Ano nga bang nakukuha/napapala ko sa pagsstalk? Ako? Siguro. Ung maupdate ka lang sa buhay ng iba. Chismis. Personal gain. Wula lang. Gusto ko lang. Pero hayup. Ang sakit. Parang ang sakit isipin na isa sa mga babae na nandun e gf nya. 😪 Kaya nga ayw ko na. Nakakatanga lang. Tiyingnan mo kung sino nagtag sa knya ng picture, sino mga bago nyang in-add as friend. Mga ganun. Tas malulungkot ka. Kse hindi ikaw yun. Kse hindi mo kaya. Kse hindi ka ganun. Di ko nman sinasabe na mali sila. Or yeah, malandi. Pero di lang tlaga kao. Kahit bet na bet ko pa yan. Dh ko yan aadd sa Fb. O itetext. Hindi. Malabo. Hay. Ang lungkot. Novo. 😩

[moniquedaguman]

Rereading my previous notes puzzled me about someone's recent post. Was IT trying to shoot me down with ITS post?

[sheerenity]

Naliwanagan na ko..

Eh kase binuhay ko yung ilaw. Takteee dilim dito sa bahay kahit umaga, sarado kase lahat ng bintana tas pati kurtina sobrang harang sa mga bintana, di tuloy makapasok ang liwanag.

Huhuhu. Kahit ako di natutuwa sa sarili kong joke. Kasi nga may ini-stalk akong guy online. I mean I'm stalking his online accounts. Wala lang. Dami kong nalaman. Hahahaha. Naliwanagan na tuloy ako kung bakit ganun. More of, nasagot na yung almost 20% ng tanong ko tungkol sa kanya na nahihiya naman akong itanong. Owells papel gunting bato bato pik, salamat talaga at may stalking skills ako plus ang paniniwala ko sa "information is power."