#stan hades

[lore-monger]

Hades when everyone thinks he is the evil god but he is the only one doing his job and doesn't cheat on his wife.

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Modern AU

Zeus cheating on his girlfriend at some hotel. Now Hades and Hera is standing in front of the hotel

Hades: I know this hurts, little miss. But you'll love again someday*pat Hera's shoulder*

Hades: Because time will heal a broken heart. But not that b!tch's window!!!*throw a brick at Zeus' room's window*

Hades:*pull Hera along with him* RUNNN!!!!!

hi just saw this-

AND THIS IS WHAT I CALL TRUE FRIENDSHIP DJHDHJD-

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Metis is the first wife of Zeus and she was eaten by him due to a prophecy that she'll give birth to a god that'll overthrow Zeus, also she provided the potion which made Kronos vomit out his children. Technically Metis is Hades and other gods/goddesses who stuck in Kronos' stomach's savior

Hades:*after knowing Zeus ate Metis* LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHET!!!!!!!!

finally- something not t*ey-

I know this from the Demigod files of Percy Jackson (my first Prcy Jackson book btw-) and yes- when I first read that, I wanted to puke cuz that's DISGUSTING- but i guess that's- that's Olympus-

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(Olympus modern AU). When Hades finally moved out

Nyx: Guess who's here

Hades: My date!

Nyx: Your brother

Hades: I don't have a brother,call the police

Poseidon: Your ex-brother

Hades: I'll call the police

JHHJDGDHJGDJHGDHJDH- LMFAOOO-

I'M-

FRICKING NYX- LET'S GO-

And Zeus in a corner: *sweats*

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The God Trio modern AU

Hades: You know I should have moved out, I could've been living on my own peacefully. Instead of living with, I better not say anything before I had my coffee*sip coffee* A manwh*re and a moron!!!!

Zeus, Poseidon: Are you prefering to us?

Hades: No I'm prefering to Dionysus, he's living in the broom closet

(The God Trio are rich so obviously they live in a place with a lot of servants)

Apollo is dancing in his underwear-

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Hades: You're drunk

Dionysus: No Zeus I'm not

Hades: ಠ︵ಠ what part of me that look like that jerk?!!!

HSBSBDBDBHDHD DIONYSUS-

YOU’RE SERIOUSLY DRUNK

**Dio is also technically Zeus’ son-

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Charon go sailing on the surface

Hades,the ppl at the beach: WTF???!!

Persephone: LEMME JOIN TOOOO!!!!!!!

** Charron is the one rowing for people who quest to the Underworld (if they have Drachmas-)

HAHAHAHAHA- YES-

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Nyx: OMG HADES HAVE YOU HEARD???!!!! ZEUS IS MARRYING HERA!!!!!

Hades:

*After knowing what Zeus did so Hera is forced to marry him*

Nyx: Where are you going?

Hades: To either get a new outfit to attend the wedding or commit a felony. I will decide in the chariot

Hmmm-