That will be my line, Mackie. I mean, look at this guy.
ME: He looks like a serial killer stalking his next victim.
ALSO ME: I’m gonna come up to him, offer him coffee and strike more conversation so i will be able to listen to his trials, tribulations, success, failures and aspirations.
ALSO ME: Do you wanna hang out? Do you wanna go to the pool? HI!?











