1. First impression: I don’t even remember it was like ages ago (like 2 years but it still feels like ages #MARRIEDLIFE) I was like dayummmm who is this bitchin’ blonde up in here KIDDING Y-You were like one of my first college friends and ahhhh I’m so happy that we crossed paths that one time walking back to the dorm on the lower lake bridge (how romaaaaantic, ne?) 2. Truth is: you’re a know-it-all, but YOU’RE MY KNOW-IT-ALL AND SNUGGLE BUDDY AND fasldf;asljfasdfalskjfas when I’m 50 and single with 20 goldfish and maybe a parakeet or two, WE’LL STILL BE FRIENDS FOREVER3. How old do you look: You actually look your age, which is 19 (but not for loooong~~!)4. Have you ever made me laugh: LOL WHAT IS THIS QUESTION OBVIOUSLY5. Have you ever made me mad: Only like rarely and small spats make marriages STRONGER, YES? besides there is makeup sex our love can get past any obstacle~~♥6. Best feature: ur double d’s You’re like the most faithful friend ever, I know you’ll always be there when I need someone to talk to or someone to rant to and you truly care about me (and I, you, my dear~~) and it’s super sweet and comforting to know I have someone like that in my life u.u7. Have I ever had a crush on you: WE MARRIED8. You’re my: BAE