#stanblr

[ask-stan-and-ford]

stan do you have a middle name

….No. Definitely not. Middle names are for dumb people. So..yeah.

It’s Karyn.

DON’T

Stanley.

YOU

Karyn.

DARE

Pines.

…this is the ultimate betrayal.

Karyn, you’re being dramatic.

I’LL DRAMATIC YOU

[dawerld-of-kpop]

• meme account ❌

• stan account ❌

• secret propaganda account to get everybody to adore yeojin ⭕️

[avemaria17]

all's fair in love and poetry

🤍🪶🎹

[bratzberry]

i need more stay moots im begging

[ask-stan-and-ford]

◻️anon has a point!!!

scientifically, why is stan so hot!?

Was just born like that.

..You are ridiculous.

Don't be mad because I'm naturally hotter, Pointdexter

..We are identical twins, Stanley.

[ask-stan-and-ford]

hey stanley 😏 *leans on my big stacks of cash*

Are you flirting? You better be in your mid 50’s if you’re trying to fish for an ol’ geezer like me. On a completely unrelated note I’ll be needing those stacks of cash for an unspecified unselfish reason, that I can’t think of on the spot.

[ask-stan-and-ford]

That's all it takes to be your favorite? Gifts and bribery? ...Noted.

What can I say, I'm a simple man.

No, you're a sellout.

Says the guy that gave his soul to a knockoff corn chip.

I-I have no further comments on this.

[ask-stan-and-ford]

Ford princess Dianna is dead

WHAT?! STANLEY HOW COULD YOU KEEP SOMETHING SO CRUCIAL FROM ME?!

WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM?!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TISSUES AND PINTS OF ICE CREAM WERE GONNA GO THROUGH NOW???