#stanimal

[superiorstr8men]

[cheetospuffsgoods]

Whenever I get bored I draw stan as a weird quadruped creature

I call him the stanimal

[thickmusclesworld]

Stanimal

[steroidalmasculinity]

Stan De Longeaux offering up one of the finest examples of hyper-masculine progression I’ve ever seen.

Don’t get me wrong, Stan already had an incredible physique in his ‘before’ pics, one that 99% of guys would kill for. But despite all that lean mass, it’s clear he was not a beacon of hyper-masculinity back then.

Fast forward 5 years and FUCK ME, what an incredible change. The hair is gone, flushed down the plug hole never to be seen again. In one fell swoop, this gorgeous guy has become a gorgeous Man.

Similarly, just LOOK at that beard! If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: a coarse, dark jungle of fur on a Man’s face just reeks of pure masculinity. Absolutely fucking stunning.

And then of course, we get to the main event. I don’t know exactly how much muscle Stan has gained, but needless to say, he suits every single pound of it. Yet more proof that Men really cannot be ‘too big’.

Like all members of the Brotherhood, Stan is acutely aware that he needs to get bigger. He wants at least another 10 lbs according to a recent post. I can’t wait to see what the future holds for this Hero of masculinity.

[mbop123]

Tonight’s tangent keeping me awake at odd hours: will stan and Ruby end this season (series) on good or bad terms? I’m STRESSED and PRESSED about the idea they’ll leave off on uncertain/troubled ground with the idea being it was going to be worked out in the non existent season 5.

I’d rather a hack edit than them do my mum and dad like that. Stan has had one of the biggest character arcs in the show IMO and I’m extremely invested in the Hills’ marriage. I don’t want them to fumble this at the very end.

[masculinesexyfaces]

Stanimal

[hans902]

He looks so cuddly! Gimme!

[superiorstr8men]