Jan 19, 2019
considering giving up writing and just like, idk, working in an office or something
#stapling papers#making copies#picking up the phone and learning what all those buttons mean and how to put someone on hold#my pride and joy will be my rubber band ball#all the different coloured pens i have but can't use on different documents#ill have a photo frame on my desk but the photo will be the default one that came with the frame#'oh your family is so beautiful'#'thank you they're dead now'#going to work meetings and taking notes like a good employee#what do we sell? air conditioners? paper? i dont know but im taking notes anyway#stock margins#price drops#theres a red arrow on a graph and its gonna be ur job linda if its pointing down#ill wear ugly but comfortable shoes that dont match my outfits#maybe ill buy a purple cardigan#get a mini van#go home every day and make dinner and complain about The Office#you know just been to The Office#burt from The Office is getting married did you hear#ah#the dream life#bethany talks














