"I was expecting it to be a shitshow. Why do you think I went?"
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The Wonderland native made a face, a little confused at the comment. He then looked around, not sure if he was just hallucinating or something. Sure, he didn't spend ALL of his time in Wonderland, he had other obligations. But he did enjoy coming here for his 'summers' you could say. Vacations from his other duties. The look of confusion became one of amusement very quickly however as he looked back over at them “Really? It's not shitshowy enough for you? Wow. That's new. Usually this place is deranged enough to send most people into insanity on the first visit.” Snapping he walked over toward a bunch of flowers, which immediately started yapping. Stardock pointed “Not even that? Nothing? I guess that's more batshit, than it is, like, shitshowy.” He glanced away, thinking to himself.
Then he smiled again, bringing his right hand, now in a slight fist, into the palm of his left hand “Got it! You just ain't seen the dragons...Or well, they ain't called that here.” He paused again, thinking once more, then laughed “Or the others. I'm pretty...normal.” Which was saying a lot, seeing as most of Wonderland was full of not normal. But that's what he got for being the 'human' variant. He knew he should have been born as an opossum. Damn! Stardock walked away from the flowers as they started bitching, now. Waving them off “Ignore them, they have an attitude. Anyway!” As he walked away he waved the other after him “If we go visit one of the castles, there's gotta be some kinda fucked up thing going on. Usually is, around those parts.”
Stardock suddenly stops in his path, so abruptly that the other might just run right into him for doing so. He then turned sucking on his teeth “Actually, we might want to stay away from those places. The Darkness- Oh shit! The darkness.” He tenses up, remembering suddenly that the evilest thing that Wonderland could conjure had come back from the perceivable dead, just recently. It was not a great time across the land, the kingdoms were attacked, some of the youth, not him, were part of some coup? He wasn't sure, most of Wonderland had been taken over by the darkness, and were possessed to fight for it, not him. He happened to be 'out of town' then. Conveniently. Lockley might say, doing something 'evil', but he wasn't, he would swear on it! “You don't want to know, but that was an entire shitshow- so I heard.”