Mar 17, 2019
When I go to Italian restaurants and ask for a cannoli all I really want is Tony Stark’s fat cock. Why doesn’t my waitress understand?
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When I go to Italian restaurants and ask for a cannoli all I really want is Tony Stark’s fat cock. Why doesn’t my waitress understand?
hey lol, does anyone want to be my beta? ill pay you in shitty art and all my love.
Got my Bad Things Happen Bingo card. This has actually been sitting in my inbox for a while so be sure to slam my inbox with pairings and people that you want to see suffer. :D
s/o to the rest of the class of 2019 congrats babes
Ya gurl accidentally huffed acetone while cleaning her paint brushes,, send help
Alright. I found your ao3 account a few nights ago and have been binging ever since. I've found some common denominators though: a) Tony is always cold. Always. Why? b) Tony also wears prescription glasses? I dig it, and obviously you do too. c) Steve continuously has "firm" pecs, which is 10/10, I find it very funny.
Thank you. Wow, uhm, I think this is my first anon that isn’t a hate message, so thank you very much. Uhhh, I have a lot of feelings. First of all, I can’t stop smiling, so thank you.
a) I think that’s just me leaking through. I’m really cold all the time, I’ve had my blood tested an all that, but it’s not a medical problem, it’s actually a psychological one. The reason why I’m cold all the time is because I’m really lonely. Pathetic I know, but I think that leaks in to how I write Tony. So how does one combat loneliness you ask? With lots of snuggles. I have to say two words to get my best friend to cuddle with me. “I’m cold,” and then I’m all up in his arms and he’s holding my hands to warm them up and I feel less lonely. Steve Rogers? With his high body temperature and his huge embrace? My chills are shaken, and my hotels are trivagoed. It’s like a wet dream for my loneliness. So yeah.
b) I have perfect vision so I probably write wearing glasses really horribly, but I freaking love RDJ wearing glasses so Tony needs them too. Also, RDJ has heterochromia, you need to be staring at him a really long time to notice, but I think I’ve described it in vivid detail in a couple of my fics because I’m in love with it. Anyway, glasses would really frame his eyes beautifully so you can really focus in on the green in both of them.
c) I have spent hours. Like actually hours, watching compilations of Steve Rogers running just for the titty bounce. Idk what Chris Evans is doing, but he’s doing something that makes me happy. His chest probably feels like my memory foam pillow (I don’t like flat fluffy pillows for some reason) and I want that shit under my head. Also, my best friend (same one from part a) he has a really firm chest, not because he has muscles, but because he has a really fast metabolism, anyway, I think I’ve just kind of grown really used to firm chests.
Anyway, I probably gave you a longer response than what you bargained for but I got really excited. And I’m glad you like my fics. Feel free to drop me a comment, I actually go through all of them every day to check for new comments because those are my shit and I respond to every single one of them.
Anyway, I hope you have a great day observant anon, and please feel free to drop me more asks, or messages, I’d love to be friends!
Thinking about @avaarts on this fine night and how one time, at my house, she burned her tongue because she coated her breakfast with edible spray paint.