#starlight alfa

[lillypad-collective]

>Be me

>Still, Cap

>Shift start

>Get ready and all

>Not more then 10 minutes later

>Tider wants command access

>I refuse

>I eat the paper

>Threatens to sue me over PAPER

>No stamps, no substantial content.

>Tell em to print it from their PDA

>Magi gets involved

>We both know its fucking stupid as hell

>Tider faxes to CC

>CC Calls bridge

>Explain it was a stupid ass tider

>CC Is doing a station review

>CC CALLS AGAIN

>SAME THING (along with my ID being stolen by a vamp)

>A bit later

>In Office

>Get mugged and killed by a vamp (stunned and brought into maints)

>Death noticed immediatally

>All comms compromised

>CC Arrives

>CC Confused

>Get on evac

>EOR debiref

[lillypad-collective]

Non-Paradox Clone

>Be Still, Medical doctor

>Late arrival

>Zeds

>Essentially dealt with

>Fast Forward

>Cloning setup in morgue

>We get monkey cubes for biomass

>Make an advanced scalpel to start killing the monkey

>500+ BIOMASS

>MMI Wants a body

>No body available

>Jump into a cloning pod

>ERROR: Can't clone living beings

>Stab myself to crit with the scalpel

>Can't kill myself

>Person #1 else jumps in and does the rest of the job

>Puts me into cloning chamber

>Choose not to enter new body

>Gets revived (200 brute damage)

>Head back to morgue after figuring out how I died

>See a clone of myself and an MMI

>Understand why I died

>See the surgury

>Am just fine with it

>A bug causes the MMI to get RRd

>Evac

>Go SSD for unknown reasons (irl stuff)