#starlorde

[ibelieveyoucallmebaby]

Back From Space

@star-lorde continued from x

Kaz chuckled at the compliment, leaning back against the side of his car with a smirk. “Still a charmer, I see. Some things never change.” It had been way too long since he’d seen Peter. They ended up parting ways because Kaz couldn’t leave his family and Peter didn’t want to stay in one place. But there was no animosity between them. In fact, that spark never really went away. It just laid dormant until this moment.

[infernadiaboli-blog]

'Unf.' || star-lorde ||

PUT AN “UNF” // ACCEPTING

@star-lorde

If you snuck in my room I would:[x] Go back to sleep[] Kick you out[] Have rough sex with you[] Cuddle with you[] Be like wtf?[x] Let you sleepover [] Beat your assIf you kissed me I would:[] Kiss you back[x] Smile & laugh[x]Push you away [x] Be shocked[x] Slap you… Gently You are:[] Cute[x] Adorable[] Pretty[] Beautiful[x] Okay[] Sexy[x] Hotass Motherfucker[]askjdgfjIf[] EwIf you asked me out I would say:[x]No[x]Yes. I don’t know maybe?[]HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YESCan we cuddle?[x]No thank you[x]Yes pleaseSex?[x]No thank you[x]Yes please[]Now. Right now. My bed. Hurry.

[infernadiaboli-blog]

Peter: ok but imagine: Matt beating up a scumbag in an alley. He lifts a shaking hand to shield his face, spotting the MM on his costume. "W-What do the M's stand for? WHO ARE YOU!?" And in his gruff voice Matt just says "The MILF Muffler. Your mom's next." And punches his lights out.

Peter: Matt defeats bad guys by wooing their moms and becoming their stepdad

Me: Wilson Fisk is now my son.

[infernadiaboli-blog]

star-lorde

send me your url // accepting 

@star-lorde

[ibelieveyoucallmebaby]

👌 || star-lorde ||

SEND ME 👌 IF YOUR MUSE THINKS MY MUSE HAS A NICE BUTT

“Well, I do what I can. Yours isn’t too bad either. Need to get a few more good looks at it before I make my final decision, though.”

[ibelieveyoucallmebaby]

#KAZ WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS #SPITS DRINK #christ on a bike

It was easy, actually. I clicked on the link of the drawing you reblogged (OP reapersun), went to their guardians of the galaxy tag, and there it was.

[iowatoenterprise]

✘ || star-lorde ||

send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

[MSG] Read your file. You sure are a naughty boy.

[MSG] Shit, meant to rephrase that before I hit send.