#starm

[psychicdamagethebook]

Nerd: How do you cross PornHub and God...?

Nerd: GodHub

Starm: OnlyPriests

[onceuponaplay-blog]

Considering writing a Loki x Reader Office(U.S.) AU where Loki takes Jim's place and the Reader takes Pam's, any ideas for the other characters(especially Dwight)? Thinking Tony for Michael. Please don't steal!

[psychicdamagethebook]

Starm: Anyway my name is now Gregernaut, it’s a good name and I’ve stolen it

Indi: Gregernat sounds like a twinks name

Starm: That’s why it’s a good name and why I’ve stolen it

[umifani]

#家具製作#皿取#木ダボ 【ワンランクUP↗︎の仕上り】木製品づくりには絶対コレ！

[psychicdamagethebook]

Nerd: I’m like Dr Doofenshmirtz, I have the largest dick in the tri-state area

Starm: It’s like Goldilocks and the three bears

Nerd: Did you just compare my dick to Goldilocks and the three bears?

[psychicdamagethebook]

“I had half of Jesus’ bottle down my throat? We’re adults, you can call it a dick”

- Starm

[psychicdamagethebook]

“Husband? He’s my sugar honey, we don’t do gender here”

- Starm

[psychicdamagethebook]

- Starm