“Don’t say that about yourself.” (-yeets Machi at you-)
He was having one of his moments, apparently. Having heard someone talk about him behind his back, thinking that he couldn’t HEAR them, talking about how disgusting it was that Zen was marrying someone so unruly, he couldn’t help but fall back into that state of mind.
"Excuse me SIR, but I believe you have something behind your EAR." She pulls out a chocolate coin from behind it, and offers it to him with a cheerful smile.
"If it was there, put it back." He kept his tone dry, knowing this was not feasible.
@starstruckpath asked. Ⓐ (i'ms ending it foR SCIENCE, and because I saw it and i'm impulsive :) Have fun ) (also please don't feel pressured to answer this if you don't want to) || ✦ — SEND ME Ⓐ AND MY MUSE WILL RATE YOURS
❝ Truly, a remarkable young woman. . . A traveling entertainer, she has told me. I have not known her for long but I, too, look forward to attend one or two of her performances. . . Do you think she schedules them?
» Well, no matter. Until then, try not to be surprised if my observations are a little superficial. I cannot judge her routine just yet. ❞
🔸ATTRACTIVENESS.
repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words
not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex
🔸LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP.
never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend
🔸FIRST (AND CURRENT) IMPRESSION OF THEM.
i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them
🔸HOW GOOD OF A KISSER.
worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed
@starstruckpath asked. “It would be a shame not to buy it”
❝ So, it is of your liking as well? ❞ What a dilemma. Perhaps, especially, because Zhongli did not want to give it up that easily. ❝ We should negotiate ❞
He would go that far. For a pretty piece of jewelry, anyone would.