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Ohhh I may or may not have called a customer an asshole.

I don't think I'm ready to be back in customer service lmfao

#she was bitching at me and my employee about a 15 cent charge #and i notified her that my barista rang it up wrong and #teeeeechnically #she should be paying $2 more #she called me an asshole multiple times #and that i dont know policy lmao #she said i was being an asshole again #and i was like so are you #and i could hear the bad google review siren in #my head #r.i.p #starsucks #sigh

I clock into work and my coworker and I started chitchatting about Game of Thrones when a customer comes up and asks "Are you guys talking about nightmares?" She misheard Night Walker, so we go "oh, no we were talking about a tv show."

She immediately launches into how the hydron collider was stolen in time from Nikola tesla and that's the reason france is on fire and the yellow vests protects are happening. All the presidents are related by blood due to the lizard people from france. JFK is alive. Walmart is kidnapping people. The vatican is trying to demolish poor people. Theyre putting chemicals in our bodies to make us all "h*rmaphrodites". Shes being sent death threats from the government which is why she carries a huge knife on her belt which of course she showed me.

Working in a coffee shop is truly an experience.

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Something about "dirty" chais is such a pet peeve for me. I think it's because every time I clarify how many shots they want in there customers always get snappy and reply "whatever it comes with". Cool, I'm gonna play dumb then, since there is no standard chai espresso recipe, we don't use the phrase dirty in our store vocabulary, I don't drink coffee and therefore have no idea what shops use that terminology and for what, and our drinks range from 1-5 shots depending on size and type. I could argue most people only want 1 or 2 do how am I supposed to know you really wanted 3? If only you could say it and save us time. This guy sighed and rolled his eyes so fucking hard at me. Fuck your drink, bud.

#starsucks #like that dude who bitched at me #for not knowing a DD drink #bruh i dont work there!!!!!!!

My coworker, while being a really rad dude, frustrates me at times because he legit throws a fit if he has to make more than one frappuccino at a time or any about 30 mins before close and it's like get over it, it's just a fucking drink. It's your job. Stop slamming shit around you're a full grown adult.

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Customer: I want a tall triple mocha in a venti with extra whip and if you charge me for that I will throw it at you.

Coworker:

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I'm so used to people being assholes and complaining that when a guy asked me if I made his drink I immediately floundered to apologize, ask what was wrong and how I could fix it for him but he was just coming up to say no one has ever gotten his drink perfect like that pffffft

#it happens so rarely i can vividly remember each time #starsucks

Customers: Ugh, I hate Starsucks lingo, I'm not using it.

Customers: Can I get a regular muddy hipster dirty hippie chai, a John wayne black eye, and a georgia Arnold palmer?

Me: Fucking what?

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I try to force my coworkers to watch this so they don't judge me for absentmindedly muttering malk and mulk to myself while stocking the fridges.

#videos #barista problems #starsucks #god i cannot believe ive been quoting this for years #me and my sis used to love his videos

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