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We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

garaks-padded-bra

I wish adhd didnt have the reputation of the oh my god you people cant do anything disorder because i feel like i am barely staying afloat at every single moment of my life dawg. Maybe i have adhd 2 but um jesus fucking christ, jesus christ,

garaks-padded-bra

Like i literally feel like a loser. What do you mean the disorder is Affecting me. It shouldnt be doing that, ppl online said thats cringe. Thats not allowed

hotvampireadjacent

pumpkin-bread

Sweet Ruffles - Time Limited Accent

400g per copy.

#this is beyond cute

samlickereightyone

kicks rock where's MY socialist muslim elected offical

koiagain

im going to fix my entire life

fruitcakebro

When?

koiagain

Like Um. later

steelplatedhearts

it’s simple: when I like an adaptation, everyone complaining about changes to the text is a whiny baby who needs to get over themselves and accept that sometimes you have to change the story to enrich the experience/work within the medium. when I don’t like an adaptation, it’s because nobody else understands the core themes of the original work and would be better off just creating a story independent of what they’re trying to adapt.

When you've broken your wrist and are unemployed by doctor orders, the silver lining is you can say yes to any weekend plans guilt free

#working service industry for so long it's wild

bimmyjimmy

Bim stance

backgroundmoose

bimmyjimmy

take him and photoshop him

colorsofthestorm

Bimmy can't sleep. Can he sleep in your bed tonight?

Got caught in rain/hail at the botanical garden. Took refuge with the cacti

sharkwave-zee

i get knocked down! i don't get up again! i got an owie owie owie ow!!

bleekay

#I feel this image bass boosted now every time I buy a treat now that my income is incredibly limited

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cheaphalloweencostume

the best piece of relationship advice i ever got was “a relationship isn’t 50/50, it’s 60/40 with each party excited to be the 60”. which to me means that you should be with someone who makes you want to do more, be more, open your heart even wider. why WOULDNT you like making life easier for your loved one(s)?