What dog breed the Seeds are:
John: Standard Poodle
I was gonna be a dickhead and say he's a chihuahua, but poodles fit this man too. John is a lawyer, he's smart and is probably a very social person. Poodles are known for their intellect and are attention seeking animals. A perfect fit for Johnny "I hope the Deputy watches my video" Seed.
Joseph: Labrador
Joseph, when he's wearing a shirt, looks like your average pastor and if you never meant this Preacher before, you'd think he was a nice guy. Like thus dog, they are both social creatures that like to be surrounded by others. Also if this dog were to make a cult, it would gather a huge following pretty quickly no matter how crazy they are.
Faith: Golden Retriever
If I came across this dog at a gas station in the middle of the night, I'd give it $20 as well. This dog is very playful, eager to please, and enjoy the outdoors. An animal that suits Faith very well.
Jacob: Rhodesian Ridgeback
Jacob matches this breed both in size and personality. They make great guard dogs, but are also known to be quite stubborn. They are strong on the lead and require someone equally as strong to hold it. Just like Jacob, this dog will not bend to a weaker being.
Jake n Bake would insist he's a wolfdog or something, but he ain't that cool.
BONUS: When you come out of the bliss, you realise that Faith is actually a racoon and you're inside a pizza joint dumpster.