Phenussy Enjoyer

☀️18+ ☀️ 26 ☀️ She/Her ☀️ Aussie ☀️ Sometimes I give my shit takes. ☀️ Certified Yapper. ☀️ Current: I want those himbo superman clone.☀️

[elgarwhore]

Changed my username from jack-morrison to elgarwhore

Know that I do usually tag my fandom stuff, as this is a multifandom blog.

Sorry to all my mutuals, but I do not pick what my new hyperfixations are.

ALSO! Just letting you guys know my ask box is always open. Want to get back into writing and have a big interest in Dispatch right now.

[elgarwhore]

Omg that nice anon ask I got a but ago, I will get to you. I am still very much a Phenomaman banger

[elgarwhore]

Honestly just waiting for some depowered Homelander AU fics now where he is depressed and clinging to whatever member of The Boys is stuck being his designated parent

[bunnybugairwave]

Hey all,

A longtime friend of mine has recently become homeless. Abigail has done a lot for me over the years, both as a friend and a fellow indie creator. She needs all the support she can get. Reblogs/Reposts are greatly appreciated.

(Previous gifted art and commissions pictured below. Note, this is NOT for emergency commissions unless Abigail says otherwise at some point. This is currently for donations ONLY.)

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[elgarwhore]

Must write my Blonde Blazer, Shroud, and Phenomaman oneshot asks before I even entertain the idea of writing Conquest or Thragg stuff.

I need a Viltrumite to grab me and go "yeah, this one is mine."

[elgarwhore]

Been playing Hades 2, and instead of being attracted to the conventionally attractive characters, I want the geriatric grumpy man.

[scooterpengie]

I loved @ficyorick 's post about how Homelander would react to Ashley's powers so I drew it. This seems pretty accurate 😭

I'm actually enjoying season 5 so far (it's a shock) but haven't been able to draw as much as I'd like cause uni work is demanding all my time 😑

[elgarwhore]

Erm, I'm alive but I'm being insane about Conquest at the moment.

Was yapping to a friend about all the superman variants and said being between Phenomaman and Conquest would be oversimulating simply cus one of them is a big gentle boy trying to be soft with you, and the other just keeps going "nah, they can handle it". Your pelvis aint surviving.

[elgarwhore]

Gnekfns was busy but now, not to be cringe on main, I've been sitting here being a freak for the TV man from Hazbin Hotel

[elgarwhore]

To the lovies that have sent me asks, I will get to them, just been busy this week preparing for a few things irl.

But I love the ideas and have started writing a bit for it!

[angelousmeat]

Commission now... OPEN!

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[elgarwhore]

Ooo, how about childhood friends to lovers trope with Phenomaman and Alien!Reader?

Maybe Reader was his only friend on his planet, since I think he said something about being bullied for his appearance

Reader is just missing their friend so they decided to live on earth with him :)

Anon, you're brilliant. He'd love to have someone from his planet so much, would introduce them to the Sushi Master as well as every other chef he's ever met.

Headcanon: Phenomaman with Alien!Reader

SFW:

- The most likely way Phenomaman finds out you're on Earth is you landing on the News. Could possibly be on his break between dispatches before seeing you.

- Is instantly leaving SDN to go find you.

- Phenomaman is extremely excited, especially if you are his childhood friend. Having someone else around from his home planet makes him feel less alienated.

- Takes the opportunity to help you learn about human culture, including cuisine.

- Even if you're just friends at this stage, will be taking you out to dates so you can try all the different dishes. Happy to see any positive reaction you give.

- When he introduces you to the rest of the team, there are some mixed reactions. Some think it's cool, while others wary of your intentions.

- Definitely hear a "great, now there's two of them" from people (*cough* Chase *cough* Flambae *cough*)

- Strangely enough, Blonde Blazer introduces herself as soon as she hears about you. She understands how hard it might be to take in everything, remembers some of the difficulties with miscommunication and culture clashed she'd witness with Phenomaman.

- Blonde Blazer would try to become friends with you, even gives her contact details in case there's anything you need.

- You do correct people a lot at first when they call him Phenomaman, saying his name is Katon-Ur. But drop it when it seems he's chill with it.

- If Reader is his childhood that use to defend him, there are definitely moments where you get defensive of him. If someone were to comment on how Phenomaman looks, you wouldn't hesitate to snap at them. He has had to stop you from throwing a few people into orbit a few times because of it.

- The combination of his recent break up, the excitement of someone he knows, as well as no longer feeling so alien would likely lead to Phenomaman catching feelings for you.

- He is straight forward with it, but also tries to utilise what he's learnt on this planet, such as giving you a gift before telling you of his feelings.

- If you accept him, gives you a hug that could crush a lesser man to death.

- If you reject him, is a little pouty but eventually gets over it. Is mainly still happy to have a close friend around.

NSFW:

- The benefits of Phenomaman and you dating is 100% the fact that you have compatible genitals.

- Another fact is that he doesn't have to worry about accidentally hurting you during sex.

- Personally, I believe Phenomaman is a service top or a bottom. Enjoys letting the other person take the lead, doesn't mind not cumming either.

- Now that he has a partner that can do real damage to him, loves having scratches and even bites on him. Views it as a badge of honour.

- If someone in SDN asks either of you why he has bruises and such, no hesitation when you say it's because you had intercourse. Probably with more details than they'd want to hear.

[elgarwhore]

Phenomaman with a petty criminal reader. After Robert told him to get a new passion, he is in the middle of stopping a robbery when he decides he's going to try and help the thief turn away from a life of crime.

Reader is now his new passion project whether they want to be or not.

[elgarwhore]

Shroud hands you the boof, wyd

[elgarwhore]

Just wanted to say that Shroud can get it ngl

[qwerty-sparrow]

If phenomaman is the Star Fire of the Dispatch universe, that means he’s got a hot twin/look a like enemy who is opposite of him called Nounemaman.

[elgarwhore]

Lunch Break (SFW)

Part two of this scenario

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Flambae was looking through the office fridge for his morning break leftovers. Closing the door, he was given a fright when he saw Phenomaman right there.

"Fucking Christ! Don't do that, it's fucking creepy!" He yelped.

Phenomaman raised his hands up.

"I meant no harm. I just wished to catch you in your off time," he said.

Flambae gave him a wary look.

"What for?" He asked, drawing the words. He looked at Phenomaman's posture, trying to figure out it out.

"Yesterday, when the young bat boy told you all about how I have been with a certain dispatcher, you mentioned the word 'feeder' when I asked about giving them a gift basket. What does that term mean exactly?" He asked.

Flambae pursed his lips, a look of mild annoyance but mostly not wanting to have to play teacher during his lunch time. He was fine if it was on the clock, but not during his own down time. But he decided why not, since he was going to be waiting for his food to heat up in the microwave anyways.

"Means you're into feeding people, getting them bigger or whatever," he simply replied, hoping that would satisfy the large superhero.

"Huh, it sounded like a bad thing when you first said it. I see nothing wrong with being called a good provider."

"It's not really a good thing, it's like a sexual fetish thing," Flambae said instantly. "I don't really want to get into the ethics of kinks, it ruins the fun of kinks."

The microwave then beeped. Flambae grabbed his food and turned to head out of the door.

"So you're saying I have a kink for feeding them?" Phenomaman asked from his spot still next to the microwave.

"Yeah sure, whatever you want," Flambae replied, not giving the conversation much thought as he finally left the room

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You were sitting at your desk, back from your short coffee break when Phenomaman showed up.

"Oh, hello, big guy. What brings you here?" You asked.

"I have a kink for you," he said, a deep smile on his face like he just solved a mystery.

From the other side of the room, Flambae chokes on his lukewarm gyros.