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[totototoko]

Starter for: @assxsushi 💕

She just couldn't help it. Gently folding each set of new, pristine and fashionable clothing which had just been imported just this morning when Yui's shift had begun was really starting to wear down on her energy. Yui didn't want to look tired in front of her co-workers but what more could be done? They already underestimated because she was the youngest employee in the store. Not that Yui was clueless about this but maybe she just wanted to deny the truth for as long as possible.

It wasn't as if she hadn't been up for hours working until the afternoon seeped into the day.

Yawning and quickly covering her mouth to muffle the sound, Yui went into the area where the front doors to the store were situated.

She was honestly just minding her own business, sorting out the clothes a customer had messed up previously when a tall gentleman walked through the doors, he caught Yui's eye instantly. A faint blush tainted her cheeks as she inspected his features a little more. Just who was he...?

Deciding to wait for a bit, Yui pretended to do some work around the store whilst keeping an eye on the mysterious gentleman.

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ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀs﹣₂₀₀₉

                   "H a ha!  Hey, baby, long time no see!                                    That last party of yours was SICK!                                    When do you'll throw the next - -                                     ..Whoa! Wait, damn! You're a  c h i c k !"   Where anyone else would have likely   apologized  profusely  for  the mix-up,   Marshall  only  busted  out   laughing,    doubling over a couple inches off the   ground.                       "I  think? Yikes!  I totally confused you  for this                        chump LSP. You totes look, like, just like him.                                                                            Sucks to be you!"

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ʙᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛᴀᴄʟᴇᴅᴍᴀʀɢᴏ

                           "B LEH BLEH!                                           I'm gonna suck your blood out, kiddo!                                                                        Wait, wait. I feel like I'm  forgetting something.                              That didn't even feel scary.       Oh, right! Okay,                              okay, back it up. I can totes do better than that.                                                                                                    Ahem.

                                   BLEH BLEH BLEH!                                    I vant to suck your BLOOD, puuuuny mortal!                                          You ready to be my undead slave?"   It wasn't even like he was hungry.    Just bored. Nothing like riling up   a human to make his evening.

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                                         "Y ou here for an autograph, doll?"   Fingertips delicately  plucked strings  with   practice and precision. From the ax guitar   perched upon the  musician's knee came   a little tune that coiled through the still eve   air, splicing the dead, starless night - - an   ideal time for creatures such as he to lurk   and feed, though as for the stranger?   He   was as not as certain.  Smelled a  bit  like   human to him.  Gal must  have traveled  a   long  way  to get to  Aaa, and that only  did   wonders to pique his curiosity.   But why waste precious time  pondering?   Teeth glint wickedly in  the dim light of the   waning moon  overhead and, in a motion   as   fluid  as  the   darkness  itself,   he  is    hanging  upside-down off  the  branch he   had formerly been  resting atop.  No -  he   is hanging in the air,  grinning  at  the girl,    eyes  flashing  from  a  vibrant  green to a    reflective, fiery crimson.                                           "Now,                                                      why is a little lady like you                                                      out in a big bad forest at                                                      this hour... all alone?                                                         Bit shady, if you ask me."

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                                       "Oh-o, man, what?                 Are you for real? What's up with your hair, baby?           Is the moon playing tricks on me,           or do you really have some freaky condition going on there?

             I mean,              I've told girls that they were                                          OUT OF THIS WORLD                                                                               before,                                                            but hell if you didn't take the cake!"

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                       "W ell, well- what do we have here?

        I guess somebody missed the garbage. There's a big              S T I N K I N G  lump of gum in the middle of                                         the sidewalk."   And on cue, one dramatized bow- fingertips   grazing the ground and feet up in the air   behind him, shoelaces eternally dangling   loose. After twisting around onto his back   in a manner no creature with bones should   find possible he drifted closer to the pink   prince, immediately reaching out to flick   at the small crown atop rosy bubblegum   gobs of hair.                  "How is my favorite wad of ABC?                                                   Because you look like shit."