Bloom County Starters II: The Search For Bill’s Gold
“Bloomers! BLessings! Bosoms!”
“ A thousand pardons, I thought this was the john. “Yeah, I regret this wasn’t another dumb iococa episode. “
“ Because you mr.short and squeamish demanded I shave them. I ask why?
“Because ms.tall and stubbly, I get rugburn when we dance.
“Lovely, a license plate that reads “I M HRNY”
“ This kind of thing always ends with you getting arrested. “
“Fooolin around is out”
“Ack! I sold my soul to rock n roll!”
“0 for 93 huh?”
“Where’s my dough you twisted goon?” “Should I piddle on his foot?”
“An intresting comparison. “
“Where’d you hide the libyan kickback money?”
“I’ll just run this by our hot and juicy lawyers. “













