#startertulsa

[mikey-bove]

Do you ever think we could walk on the sun?

[jfcbetsy]

I haven't felt secondhand embarrassment like this since my cousin's wedding planner thought cream, ivory and eggshell were all pretty much the same color. Safe to say she ended up fired.

[mikey-bove]

I have enough socks that you could probably knit them together and make a dress.

[mikey-bove]

I'm just kind of sick of Tulsa.

[peggyum]

Are you fucking kidding me right now? If Stella isn't going to own up and take responsibility I will fucking do it for her. Stella literally forced Connie to start the fire because she has something on her. Connie told me before hand that Stella was up to something and was using Connie as her mule. I hid in the bushes to see what they were up to and Stella forced her to light the fire and Connie had no idea anybody was in there, let alone what she was making her do. I ran out and tried to put it out with Connie but it was too late. Stella is the one who wanted to kill them and used Connie to do it.  Don't you dare blame her for shit when you don't know what happened at all. I have proof to back this all up too if anybody wants to try and deny this.

[mikey-bove]

I- wow.. who would have guessed?

[mikey-bove]

Y'know, it'd be kinda rad to have a swimming pool.

[mikey-bove]

Should I be worried that my fish ate the new fish that I bought?