What Starwars Characters Smell Like
(Imo)
This is a VERY random blog, but again I’m to lazy to post a draft I havn’t edited yet so here. Have this random piece of knowledge from my idiotic brain:
Obi Wan: DEF i mean DEF vanilla + parchment + mint I DON’T BELIEVE ANYTHING ELSE YOU GUYS SAY.
Qui-Gon: old spice 100%
Han: yk that strong I MEAN STRONG guy cologne? The shit that makes you gag? Yeah, he smells like that.
Finn: same as Han tbh.
Poe: Vanilla + coconut all the way.
Rey: deodorant.
Kylo: deodorant.
Luke: fruits- cause he’s fruity- no pun intended. Besides my horrible attempt at a joke, strawberries + watermelon.
Padme: pineapple + apples.
Anakin: smoke + weed (no pun intended.)
Snoke: a old grandpa.
Palpatine: old dirty socks + garbage.
Maul: I know he’s bad and people are like: oh, smoke or dirty shit but. Tbh. Mint + fig.
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