#stassi schroeder

[bravostatementearringsbracket]

who has the better statement earrings? (round 1)

shamea morton (real housewives of atlanta)

stassi schroeder (vanderpump rules)

Voting ended onJun 16

[ragingbltch]

I'm Stassi Schroedering this birthday like just be ready

[flannery-culp]

season 1 stassi schroeder you are so hottttttt

[rigginsstreet]

Not only do I find out stassi Schroeder was in a sharknado movie but she was also out acting half the cast lmaoooo

[ithasteeth]

Note for my spouse bc I am high: I think my phone is watching me in a really spooky way insofar as I am watching vanderpump villa, and I find stassi extremely compelling and aspirational despite the fact that she is/was #racist in an actually horrific way and deserved to be fucking fired, but has she genuinely changed, redemption, character growth, aware of the fact that you’re on reality tv and it’s absurd or do I just want her to have changed because she’s pretty? Stay with me. Her sister got divorced and a plotline on vpv is she’s the hostess? Or head of staff or some very thin conceit. So stassi is hosting her divorce party, and they were playing divorce party games in the hot tub and it was a really interesting and sex-positive thing to do on tv? And I thought the redhead sister getting divorced and making out with the staff was hot so I thought I’d open bellessa dot c o, and the first fucking result was “curvy brunette fucks redhead.” THE ALGORITHM IS FUCKING SPOOKY DUDE

Edit OH MY GOD THE BRUNETTE IS A SWITCH WHAT IS HAPPENING

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[aloneinnewjersey]

watching vpr season 1 for the first time and stassi is so deeply interesting. she’s so clearly incredibly intelligent so you wonder why she’s putting herself through all this shit until she introduces frank to her parents and they start making fun of how she looked in high school, and seemingly they pushed her to get a chin implant as a teenager. and it’s like oh! she was set up to fail by her parents. they taught her to only value her looks and didn’t nurture her intellect. also theres that talking head where sandoval says that she’s always using violent metaphors to sound dangerous, and then we learn that as a teen she was a lonely goth outcast. she’s so tragic to me

[godsbestfriend]

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