Jan 31, 2022
Florida: *looks over at California*
Cali: *annoyed* what?!?
Florida: *looks at Miramar, Fl and Hollywood, Fl. Then back at Cali* Are we twins?!?
Cali: *Notices Florida is a red state and he’s a blue state* No. No we are not
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Spain
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from France
seen from Türkiye
seen from Italy
seen from Türkiye
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Morocco
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
Florida: *looks over at California*
Cali: *annoyed* what?!?
Florida: *looks at Miramar, Fl and Hollywood, Fl. Then back at Cali* Are we twins?!?
Cali: *Notices Florida is a red state and he’s a blue state* No. No we are not
A doodle of some of the states.
Tjdjjdjr Late night doodles since I had nothing better to do. Honestly I should have been sleeping for school
Experiment and Experience
Florida lights up a firecracker
Florida: hmmm… I wonder…
Florida closes his hand and the firecracker goes off
Florida *chuckling at the mess he just made* : haha… firecracker, go boom
Florida’s head starts to swim, his vision also starts to blur, and he begins to stumble. He just lost most of his hand and is currently losing blood
Florida: I should probably go to the hospital…
Florida in Rehab
Florida: *calls US*
US: *looks at his phone… and proceeds to sigh before answering* yeah, son?
Florida: Hey dad. Do you think sugar looks like cocaine?
US: What? Why?!?
Florida: Nooooo reason. Anyways, I gotta go
US: Wait! *notices Florida hung up* Lord help me with this child
Space Flight
US: Alright, everyone. The USSR just put a man in space. We need to go further, like the moon. I know it might seem crazy now but I believe with progress, we can do it!!
California: I can build the Rocket!
Florida: *after snorting up a line of cocaine* I CAN BUILD THE PLATFORM!!!
*Alaska wanders off and goes missing*
*48 states are in a panic, trying to find him*
Florida: *watch tv, flipping through the channels. He suddenly stops* HEY EVERYONE!
*Everyone stops and looks at him*
Florida: *points to the tv. A show called “Looking for Alaska” happens to be on* Maybe they know something, we don’t
Virginia: *with veins popping out her head says through her teeth* I’m going to kill you
Well look at that. I found some old Florida drawings. Djdhejhsh and ended up playing with the Tumblr Fliters