#statehuman headcanons

[pepsi-vent-inactive]

statehuman headcanons but there’s like two other countries involved

- new york and long island (a part of new york) are married and had NYC. 

- both washington state AND berne are tired messes.

- new jersey has anger issues, but pennsylvania is trying to help him.

- schwyz (canton of switzerland) is reincarnation of schwyz (switzerland's mother).

- vaduz (liechtenstein) is a bitch. like a carbon copy of austria but worse.

- hands down new hampshire has a drinking problem.

- alabama and missisippi are the Troublemakers™ (may have stole this from Stik sorry). 

- however florida is the true crackhead. surprisingly, he is the most logical and serious when it comes to dire situations.

- kentucky has a crush on switzerland (swisstucky go YEET)

- missouri always gets forgotten but spends most her time playing hockey with canada.

- states and cities are taken to america in TWO ways, getting kidnapped (as in the cases of wyoming and sacramento) or just appear on his doorstep lmao.

- MANY humans have been ‘promoted’ to states, such as oregon (by election of their people), new mexico, and wisconsin.

- wyoming and illinois are homoromantic peeps

- only two states are actually related to america: alaska (child with russian empire), and delaware (child with a human named Amelia Hadlee).

this is all i got for now, hope you have a great day with this cursed knowledge

will update when i come up with other headcanons

[the-50th-star]

How does Hawaii fall asleep?

With some sort of music playing in the background, and counting down slowly.

[aloha-from-angel]

This is just a reference I grabbed of the Internet, But the marked spot is where MI broke his wing.

(chose it because I knew that's where it wouldve effected flight capabilities the most)

Well, It was less broke, And more got hit with a bullet, So (avoiding too much detail in it) The bones kinda just Decided to be in a lot of small peices, As that's what happens when something like a small metal object hits something very fragile like light weight bones.

It also didn't help that medicine was very, very bad at the time.

(and yeah. Bird wings are weird. I know)

That would mean a very small surgery or something would probably be necessary, and maybe an implant to replace where it had been shattered.

By now it might be healed, but remember, we've got ✨ magical countryhumans stuff✨ on our side. As long as MI can still move his wing, it can probably be fixed with minor surgery.

Humanoid wings are (I believe) slightly different from bird's?

From what I learned in medical and with an owl my family rescued, wings can be fixed. They just need a little help