#statementsue

[orvillepeckdaily]

How much of an inspiration, to you, is John Waters?

[hereforlou]

"If I die, I'm haunting you first" or "People are staring", please!!! 💞

Thank youuuu ❤️❤️ This is a continuation of this.

It had been a week since Louis’d had his on camera debut, and he still hadn’t been able to shake the feeling of being watched every time he stepped out of the flat. It was a prickling on the back of his neck that nagged at him and made his face flush. The first time he’d gone out, after, he hadn’t been able to look the cashier at Sainsbury’s in the eye. He didn’t know how Harry managed, if he was honest. Louis hadn’t even shown his face (only his dick, and like, sporadically, when it wasn’t inside Harry’s mouth) but he’d arched into it, and he’d groaned and made all sorts of embarrassing noises that he had to muffle against a fluffy cushion.

Harry’d made noises, too. They’d vibrated against Louis and made him tingle everywhere. He’d blown him like no one had ever done before, but all Louis had been able to concentrate on was on keeping his face out of frame. When he came, it took him by surprise, and he was so stressed out he couldn’t even allow himself to fully enjoy it.

Harry hadn’t taken his clothes off. Louis still wasn’t sure if it was because he didn’t want Louis to see him naked (which, unfair) or if it was something his watchers had requested. Still, when Harry had dropped on top of him and started rutting against the mattress between Louis’ legs, it took every bloody ounce of self-control for Louis not to take the cushion off his face for a peek, even if he knew Harry was fully-clothed.

He didn’t relax until Harry told him the stream was off, and when he was finally able to see again, Louis nearly came again just from seeing Harry all rumpled and pink and with a wet stain on the front of his joggers.

He’d excused himself and booked it to his own room.

Louis didn’t think he’d be able to look at Harry again. He started worrying about having to move out, about it being so unbearably awkward he wouldn’t be able to ever be confortable in their flat again. But then the next day, Harry acted as if nothing had ever happened. He greeted Louis with a smile in the morning as usual and offered him one of his odd-tasting organic muffins he liked to bake sometimes. Louis stared at his lips all through breakfast, but that wasn’t new, and Harry had never minded when he caught Louis staring, so. Everything was fine.

Louis had just started to feel a bit better about the whole thing when a disaster happened - he found himself in a sex shop with Harry.

Louis had only ever been inside an actual sex shop a couple of times, mostly to buy gag gifts for friends and discreetly ogle at some of the weirder toys. He’d never come in to one to buy something for himself because he did his naughty shopping online, like regular people. He knew for a fact Harry bought his stuff online, too, but apparently this particular item had been sent to the store for pick-up, and they’d been out for their monthly grocery run anyway, so there Louis was, trailing behind Harry as he browsed for dildos while the shop attendant looked for his order.

“People are staring,” Louis mumbled when Harry held up and terrifying-looking contraption. Harry gave him a look, like he couldn’t understand what Louis’ deal was. Louis felt he was entitled to feel a little bit weird about shopping for sex toys with a flat mate whom he barely knew (but had sucked his cock in front of a camera).  

“No one is staring, Lou. Everyone is here for the same thing, aren’t they?”

No, that wasn’t true. He’d spotted a group of barely-eighteen kids huddled at the back who were there solely for the purpose of judging shoppers and taking cellphone pictures of them holding the strangest items. He knew, he’d been one of them not that long before.

“Can’t you just browse online like the rest of us?”

“I like to see the products for myself before buying them. I’ve messed up with sizes before, and some shops don’t have their entire catalogues online, they-”

“Alright, but do you need to hold everything like that?” Louis jerked his chin to where Harry was holding the dildo they way he would a real cock that was sitting in front of him. It was a sample product, so it wasn’t even in its box. It was…a picture.

“Yeah, what if it’s too big for my hands?”

Louis gave Harry’s boat-sized hand a pointed look and felt a little thrill when Harry laughed.

“I don’t want to waste money on stuff I can’t use,” Harry said, and Louis sighed.

Luckily, the attendant called out to them a moment later, and Harry made his way to the front to get his mysterious package. He added a little case of different flavored lube and Louis threw in a couple of condoms from a bowl next to the till - they were supposed to glow in the dark, and Harry paid for them without a word.

They weren’t even back in the car before Louis broke.

“Alright, what did you get? What’s this very special order that took a whole month to get here? I think I deserve to know.”

Harry smiled, but it looked a little shier than usual. His cheeks even went pink, and Louis had only seen that one time, when Harry’s lips had still looked sticky with his come.

“I’m opening it on camera,” Harry said. “So you’ll have to wait.”

“You’ll make me pay to watch you open that?” Louis asked, both incredulous and turned on by the idea of watching Harry at work.

“I guess you can sit in, like, behind the camera,” Harry said, giving Louis a little sideways look. “If you want.”

“Oh,” Louis breathed, mouth suddenly dry. “Um, yeah, I guess I can.”

[honeyednights]

76 and 79 please 😊

Thank you Kasia darling!💖💖💖

76. what color looks best on you? i look best in blues, greens and purples! and mostly i like wearing darker, deeper colours. it’s when i wear colour that i get the most compliments on my clothes!

79. do you believe in ghosts? absolutely! i’ve had a few experiences with ghosty things happening, and i also can kinda sense when there’s ghosts around sometimes (which many people think is insane but yeah)

💞✨Send me unusual asks!✨💞

[non-binharry]

aaaaaaah HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASIA!!!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖 it's been SUCH A JOY getting to know you these past months! you are SUPER LOVELY, and EQUALLY FUNNY, and i hope you have THE BEST DAY and A NEW YEAR of your life!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY FRIEND!!! 🥂💐🤗🎂🎈🎉 (ALSO while i'm a Known Mustache Bully, i hope harry gets photographed sporting it in some killer outfit again soon so you get to call her HER anyway, and so dumb ppl can foam at their mouths a bit more about their limited ideas of gender :') )

(or, you know, call mustache!harry them. anything that would bring you joy, and piss some people off. 😈😚)

!!!!! the most joy actually comes from unironically calling him a man and watching how they're incapable of processing the complexities of gender (is mustache!harry a woman? yes but she's also a man, and both, and neither 😌)

THANK YOU KASIAAA! I LOVE YOU!!!! 💖💖

[mediawhorefics]

statementsue replied to your post “yeesss im so happy the widow au is being written!! no pressure at all,...”

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@statementsue trust me he is !!!!!

[rominatrix]

is your birthday today??? if it is, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, friend!!!!! 💖🥂🎈🎉🍰 despite, like, Everything. i hope the rest of the year manages to make the happenings of the current timeline UP for you! may it still turn out to be a good one 💞💞💞 happy birthday, Romina!!!

Thank you so much Kasia!!! This is such a heartfelt message and like it applies to everyone considering our world circumstances but I REALLY feel it close to my heart and life right now so it’s super super nice and kind of you!! ♥♥♥  

[girlhoodandothercults]

@statementsue replied to your post: .

hmmmm i think it’s Understandable if the topic is really personal. imho there’s a difference between being a famous person who shares something vulnerable in the setting of their choosing with a journalist/etc. whom they trust, and being forced to answer some question out of the blue by a random journalist. especially if you’re like a closeted popstar

oh absolutely, my reaction isn’t from my rational brain. i don’t think anyone should ever have to talk about something they don’t want to. and not all situations are the same like you say, the person you are talking to and what environment that conversation is taking place in are important. 

[goodomensedit]

hello! can i kindly request gifs of 1. the scene where aziraphale says that he can't have crowley risking his life in ep 1x03 (~'27:28) (can be that line alone, can be a longer fragment), 2. crowley and aziraphale talking about jesus while he's dying, specifically the dialogue from ~'3:48-3:59 (from the same episode), if you guys haven't done those two already? thank you so much for all the hard work you're doing! 💖

Hello! And whoa, I do like your question here, so detail, and very helpful (thx for that!)

Ok, your request has been added to our list and we'll make them for you!

-tom