#static seas

[glitch-the-artist]

[static-studios]

Opinion on seals?

Rook: so bad news, I banned seals in static seas. So uh, get good. B)

[static-studios]

Ey look I don’t got much time here. This is Mike smarts from the creative alliance and I was able to steal rooks phone, I don’t know how long till he notices it’s gone. But that isn’t important, I gotta get this message out beforSHIT ITS THE GAURDS HE FOUND ME PH FUCKING A OH GOD THEIR BEATING UP TED, NOT TED OH MY GO

[glitch-the-artist]

WELCOME TO STATIC SEAS!

[static-studios]

Mr. Rook, buddy, pal, how's it been? How's it going?

WHERE'S THE MONEY YOU GET FROM YOUR SHOW? WHAT DO YOU USE IT ON? I KNOW YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING, CABLE BRAINED DUMBASS.

You will never find out, buddy.

[static-studios]

To all of you folks:

Opinion on lemonade?

tenna: lemonade? Why not just lemons?? You all are a bunch of cowards.

mike: ya sure I like lemons

elnina: I much prefer water instead actually!

lanino: I prefer hot milk, sorry!

chariel: lemonade is a nice drink for hot days.. so yes I would enjoy it.

Billy: … no. I hate lemonade.

hoppy: HEY KIDS!! Billy hates lemonade!!!

filmso: I’m not allowed to have lemonade actually, all I’m payed with is mangos. Yep I hate my job.

Mr. Rook: combustible lemon

raily: I DONT NEED ANY <<darn it!>> LEMONADE!! I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH <<adult soda>> IN MY SALOON!!!!! HAHAHOHO!

[static-studios]

I found you

- C

C0ME AT M3.

[static-studios]

Deareth thine new Employer Slasheth Evildoer,

I would like to apply-eth to be thine left hande man. Although other rulers of other Kingdoms may suggest that I was a "nuisance" and "Get the broom, it's on the porch again!" I think that we may be able to worketh out an agreement so that I may help in your nefarious schemes.

Sincerely, Rouxls Kaard.

to mr. Kaard

No, lmfao

Sincerely Mr. Rook