#statnick

[slenderyodeler]

Say hello to the abomination that is the cover art I made for my CD with my Static Man playlist on it

1. Plymouth Roadrunner (LotD ep1)

2. Marble statue (LotD ep3)

3a-d. Teeth

4. Vintage Skelly oil highway map (LotD ep1)

5. Bull's head (s3 ep7)

6. Jackalope (LotD ep1)

7 a-b. Cassette tapes

8. Paper crane (s3 ep5)

9. Copy of The Paciefier starring Vin Disel (LotD ep3)

10.  NYC payphone (s3 ep1,4,7)

11.  Eyeball (s3 ep4)

[its-surprising]

wip, im finally getting around to remaking this

asking for feedback but go easy on me please (yes i will make static man more freaky i was just testing the static effects ((and will add on more teeth))

[yay-mysterio]

what if i told you that nicolas cage in the sorcerer's apprentice (2010) was my nicholas waters headcanon. what then. What Then.

[orchidbreezefc]

i am a vassal and you are my lord. i have sworn to serve you and you have sworn to protect me. this is an expression of mutual care and support but also of mutual threat.

i am a good weapon, a strong weapon, and i am more than capable of any destruction you could ever wish to inflict. i am helpless but to obey any order you could ever wish to give; i swore an oath.

you could wield me against targets i don't want to harm for ends i don't want to pursue. but so too did you swear an oath, and so too are you helpless but to protect me. remember that a shield is meant to be moved into the path of an enemy sword and struck. it would be easy to find an enemy sword.

it was smarter for us to be allies than enemies. our vows are knives we hold against the other's throat, and still this bond keeps us safe from each other. what is trust if not giving someone the ability to destroy you in the confidence that they will not use it?

an attack dog can be a beloved companion. just remember that its teeth would know no difference between your enemy's flesh and yours.

[boredclarinet]

gay yearning playlist (statnick) on the morning drive. gotta educate the child in the back

[largeicedpaintwater]

I love them

[aeightyone]

writing a statnick fic about the whole motel one bed scenario that marc so tactfully avoided except for instead of being horny it's entirely focused on speculation about what static man even looks like and does when he's sleeping. does he just hover ominously? is he a fluid? tune in After i finish this undertaking to find out.

[copperportcomet]

misc stuff bc archive 81 season 3 has me in a chokehold