#stbdylan

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How do you feel about your sister shacking up with idiot Jason?

I think my feelings shouldn’t have anything to do with it. Dylan’s her own person, and she’s extremely intelligent. She doesn’t need anyone else to tell her what to do.

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Bitchzilla doesn't like us? So shocking. @wellsitsdylan

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You’re the best.

-Pickle

[Carter tries to get Dylan to take the watch back, claiming that it’s too much, but finally relents when he realizes that she’s not going to listen. He promises to wear it, and jokes that he’s one step closer to having his own JARVIS.]

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You know, we haven't hung out, just us, this whole week. That's kind of madness.

PM: Yeah, well...You’ve had other things to focus on. It’s fine.

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Hey. Whatcha doin'?

Watching my dumbass cat try and wrestle my shoe in to submission while it’s still attached to my foot. Why, what’s up?

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[text] hey.

[Text] Hey Dyl. How’s the ankle?

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[pm] Hey. You busy?

PM: Hanging out with Anna. Mason really upset her. The McCarthys have a habit of doing that to people, lately...

Why, what’s up? I’m sure she wouldn’t mind if you crashed the party.

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wellsitsdylan replied to your post:These two got along waaay too well for my liking...

Oh my God, you didn’t really stress just how much he looks like Bruce Banner.

I told you he did! The glasses are really what sell it. Otherwise, he looks like he spends all of his time waiting for Coachella.