#stealspeed

[fastestdorkalive-blog]

Two arrows. In the back. While catching one in the front. From an evil genius, not from the epitome of a nice guy.

[fastestdorkalive-blog]

She has looked me in the eye, not once, not twice, not even three times, but four times to tell me that she doesn’t love me like that, and she never will. 

[And it still hurts as much as the first time.]

And you know what? I think the last time finally did it. It was the clean break we both needed. 

I’m sorry, Wally. I am. Trust me. No one wants me to be the guy you remember more than me. But I’m...not.

[fastestdorkalive-blog]

#Barry dies and you're like 'I'm the fastest being alive'

[nightlegacy]

[ text ] You didn't eat the eggs that Crane tampered with, right?

[ text. ]: Nah. I’m not that stupid.

[ text. ]: He’s not even subtle anymore.

[nightlegacy]

    please come back? 

    [ It took him literally five seconds after you left for him to start feeling bad. he’s not beneath begging. ]     Five minutes? You can punch me in the face and leave right after if you want. Time it.

[mxttmurdock]

Jay/Matt

Answers under the cut

Who is louder?Matt, but he’s kind of self-conscious about it.Who is more experimental?Jason. The boy has serious kinks.

Who takes more risks?Honestly, it’s pretty equal with these two.

Do they fuck or make love?Fuck. Though they do love each other.

Lights on or off?….Well, from Matt’s point of view, the lights are always off, so…Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?Neither? More likely to be cause asleep in places that aren’t the bed.Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?Hahahahaha, let’s not even go there.Has either stolen the other’s underwear?Hoodies and tees? Yes. Undies, no.Who comes first?Matt. He tries really, really hard not to, but he usually does.Who is better at oral and who prefers it?Jason’s better and prefers giving it.Who is more submissive?Matt. Reluctantly so.Who usually initiates things?Jason.Who is more sensitive?Matt. Supersenses.Who has the most patience?Oh, Jesus, Matt. The patience of a saint.Which kinks do they share?Some dark shit. Pain, choking, generally roughness

[fastestdorkalive-blog]

ALL OF THEM

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. [text; Wally] Outside crime scene at 7 in the morning, the sun is boring a hole into my brain.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. [text; Wally DRAFT] I’m never going to be the guy you remember.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. [text; Wally] first nat cpt cold go now dont hurt him

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.[text; Wally] I really, really wish I could get drunk. I’m Ollie’s third wheel. 

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. [text; Wally] I suggest that you be careful with Helena. Just...slow down, okay?

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.[text; Wally] Tell me there’s a way to sleep more than an hour a night for us.

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.[text; Wally] Stop trying to control my life! This isn’t your universe, I’m not the guy you want me to be, and I never will be.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.[text; Wally] do you ever think about Marie Curie?

Send “@” for a SCARED text.[text; Wally] no matter what happens pls protect iris

Send “&” for a LOVING text.[text; Wally] you brought me cheese fries, I love you

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.[text; Wally] how fast can you actually go? can you throw lightning?

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.[text; Wally] oh my GOD THEY’RE REBOOTING BSG

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.[text; Wally] I came like five times. I feel like I owe him new boxers. Hallmark doesn’t make a card for that.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. [text; Wally] Why doesn’t my Iris love me like the one in your universe? What did I do wrong?

[nightlegacy]

All of them

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

[ text: Speedy. ]: the oven exploded. at work. left money out. buy new one.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

[ text: Speedy. ]: I lied. I’m not sure how okay I am with you and Helena. 

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[ text: Speedy. ]: SOS.

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: hUYFJHSGM 

[ text: Speedy. ]: frod. i wnt frood.

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

[ text: Speedy. ]: ???? kiss my ass.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: Are you having the hamburger dream again?

[ text: Speedy. ]: Yeah yeah, you can sleep in my bed tonight.

[ text: Speedy. ]: But so help me if you put your cold feet on my back again I’m tying them.

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: OPRAH IS THE BEST THING TO EVER EXIST HOW FUCKIN DARE YOU DON’T INSULT HER.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: penis.

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: Bruce is mad.

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: I bought you dinner. 

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: Okay but how close are you two ??? 

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: OPRAHS DOING A SHOW IN NEW YORK WE’RE GOING TAKE ME NOW.

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[ text: Speedy. ]: I bought those fuzzy pink handcuffs ;).

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

[ text: Speedy. ]: Stop giving me so much trouble over this.

[ text: Speedy. ]: It’s my schedule, I’ll be fine. I’ll work as long as I need to. 

[ text: Speedy. ]: Go back to Kansas if you’re going to be up my ass like this.