#steasus

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How do y’all think Jesus would have reacted if his disciples started pulling a Sparticus and all started claiming to be Jesus when the Roman guards came. I personally think he’d be kinda upset because they would totally be messing with his Jesus stease (steasus, if you will) cause, like, he knew he was supposed to make this great and grand sacrifice and now Simon and Garfunkel are over here trying to get crucified instead.