Jess Mariano Valentines
I have limited artistic and editing skills so, I wish I could make these into legitimate looking valentine cards...text only for now! Roses are nice, violets are neat, Valentine, you left your bra in my back seat Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd use my 15% Walmart employee discount for you Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd steal 500 baseballs for you Roses are red, violets are blue, lets go to New York and eat hot dogs for two Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine, there's room in my uncle's closet for you Philadelphia is close, California is far, please don't throw deviled eggs at my cawr Birds are a singin, bees are a buzzin, I'd still do you Valentine, even though we're stepcousins
Matchbox20 is dorky, Michelle Branch is dumb, let's go to the Distillers concert and I'll make you cum
