Having thoughts about stepdad joel.. you're home for the holidays, doing all your laundry so you don't have to pay for the laundromat. You randomly grab one of joels flannels to wear while you wash and fold all your clothes. Joel sees in nothing but his shirt and goes feral. That night he fucks your mom, picturing your perfect tits bouncing for him while you ride him, picturing your face and the sounds you'd make when he cums. He feels guilty, but not enough to get the thoughts of you out of his head over the next two weeks that you're home.
Would he give in to the relentless thoughts and fuck you? Would you even want him to??
Ohh, nonnie ... Reader's in college, fully preoccupied with some loser she's obsessed with--like constantly waiting for him to text her back. She doesn't think about Joel at all. He doesn't think about her a whole lot either aside from whenever she posts slutty pics on insta. She puts on his shirt because it's there, and then she feels cute wearing it. It's the perfect thing to take nudes in since it can allows a casual peek of any part of her. So she keeps it on and gets all cute while she's waiting for her clothes to dry. Her mom is out, the house is super quiet, and she's practically forgotten Joel exists. She's feeling herself in this shirt, so she's taking nudes with her door half open and earbuds in. He intends to say hi and see if she wants something to eat when he walks up on this scene and his stomach flips. She has the shirt slouching down off her shoulders coyly looking back at her floor mirror. And then she sits with one knee up and tilts her head to the side shyly as she points her phone at her reflection. She's spreading her legs for the mirror, spreading her legs for a pic, wearing his shirt.
So I downloaded snap chat the other day and I just don't understand it. I am yet to receive any horny snaps from Stepdad! ??? What am I doing wrong here???
snaps from stepdad
7 snaps, stepdad!Joel x f!reader.
stepdad master list (see Amazon for more like this).
WARNINGS: masturbation, buckets of cum, fluff, desperate!Joel, the usual
you haven't come to the house yet to stay for Christmas week, so he's sleeping in your bed. Early in the morning, you get a notification.
(Chat) "morning 💓" and a bitmoji: either he's a tree with quite a girthy trunk with birds and butterflies fluttering around him, smiling with his eyes closed or he's riding an amusement park log ride with his hands up I'm excitement.
(Pic) POV shot. His shirtless stomach and happy trail, and a huge tent in the sheet that's covering him from the pubes down.
(Vid) He's still in bed, still POV, his hand is wrapped around his cock and the slit is leaking precum. He's lazily stroking it with your lube that you left there. He's sighing and moaning as quietly as he can and lets the precum bead more and more until he smears it with his thumb and the vid cuts off.
(Vid) He must be holding his phone under his chin because he's using both hands, one on his balls. His breaths are shaky, then the phone falls down and he grunts and it's just the undreside of his chin and the angle jostles and it cuts off.
(Vid) He's already cumming and a trail on his stomach is shiny with it when the last vid starts. He's not being nearly quiet enough. "Ohhh, oh fuck." When the last of it dribbles out, he takes a big breath and sighs.
(Vid) 2 minutes later. . .Selfie from the nipples up, chest heaving as he recovers. Hair is messed up. He touches it in a half-hearted effort to fix it and laughs shyly. He wets his lips, reaches over out of frame, and puts on his glasses. He gives you a little air kiss.
(Pic) Selfie 5 minutes later, lying on his side holding an old plushie of yours under his chin. "when u coming over?"
readerlover here. I just went through your stepdad master list. Maam. How am I supposed to function today?!
ANYWAY— I couldn’t help but think of stepdad Joel and reader after they’ve been caught, everything is out in the open and he shows up at her apartment in the middle of the night after she tries to break it off and he just takes what’s his and I’m WEAK.
Interesting, ty for answering! Regarding Joel, does he ever feel guilty about the affair or think that the situation is wrong internally? In terms of keeping secrets and them still being married.
Joel used to feel both marital guilt and the shame of the taboo. That's why he held out for so long and was so tortured about it. At this point, he's too obsessed with reader to entertain the thought of anything wrong with it. It might be the only thing "right" in his life. She is his world. He would leave it all behind for her.
He went from....
It's silent for a few minutes. When you look over, he has his hand on his mouth. He’s tearing up. “This is fucked up,” he says weakly, then takes a deep breath. "We can't keep on like this." (Fandango)
to
“She’s not dressed,” Joel blurts out. He stops short of clarifying that he’s not your father, either. He wants to be everything. He has to be every man you could ever need, and he cares less and less about who knows it. (The downward spiral)
Newest instalment of Stepdad Joel was chefs kiss. But everyone already knew that! I’m in love with how he just can’t help himself. My man is insatiable. Toxic, would you be so kind as to bless us plebs with a lil Stepdad Joel behind the scenes lore? I have personally always wondered what the first time dear reader and he met was like? First impressions maybe?
Much love 🫶💗🐝
Thank you so much! 💗🫶💗 You are apparently the toxic lore whisperer. When you ask for lore, I crack my fingers. . .
700 words?? CW provocative album art. TW mommy issues but not much detail
stepdad master
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LORE: first meeting stepdad!Joel
His first impressions: Moody but harmless teenager.
Yours: Old but harmless nerd, trying too hard.
The first time you met, your mom was acting like they weren't dating, he was just, her friend Joel. You were late to lunch and she criticized your parking job.
"Are you gonna introduce me to all your 'friends' now?" You asked with air quotes right in front of Joel outside the cafe.
Your mom apologized for you. Joel smiled and looked down at the ground and when his eyes found your vintage sneakers he said, "hey, fresh kicks." You cringed at him trying to sound cool but it was also disarming how lame he was making himself. He was old (ish, but not as old as your mom), he was a nerd, he was a fool for liking your mom so much, and he did genuinely like her. Even before getting to know him, you felt a little bad for him because it would only be a matter of time until she couldn't keep up her fake niceness.
Gradually you got to be buddies with him. One of the first times you spent time with him was at a food truck thing the three of you went to, and your Mom went off to "say hi" to a neighbor for thirty minutes. The two of you were sitting at the picnic table making small talk. Joel was wearing an MCR shirt. He was surprised you knew who they were. He liked a variety of cool bands, liked cool movies. He felt bad when your mom was hard on you and he stuck up for you. You kind of stuck up for each other. You almost tried to vaguely warn him when they started talking about marriage which seemed really fast, like within six months.
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One day, after they were married, you and your mom had a huge blow-up and Joel came to your room bc at her request, he told her he'd try to talk to you for her. But he didn't. He just sat on the floor and looked around trying not to bother you. You kept your earbuds in and ignored him.
He found your Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers vinyl and picked it up. He turned it over to read. He said "nice, where's your record player?" You didn't have one at that point. That was your dad's, and you used to use his player. You hung onto that album but not for the music.
You finally took out your earbuds, feeling bad for him talking to himself.
Joel said, "my favorite Stones album is Some Girls."
"That's such a cliche," you grumbled without really looking at him, but the fact that you even said anything was a compliment.
He asked, "Yeah, what's yours?"
You paused, then sheepishly admitted, "Some girls," and you both laughed.
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You didn't live with them for long before you left for college, which was shortly after you caught him jacking off in the office that time, which neither of you ever acknowledged.
In college you started partying and dressing provocatively. He followed you on Instagram your junior or senior year. At one point he accidentally liked then unliked a pic that was mostly cleavage. It made your heart skip a beat, and not in a creeped out way. But you didn't think much of it at the time, you had too much else going on in the boy world already.
You never lived at home again after leaving for college, but when you occasionally came home to visit, there started to be a different tension. It was like he was trying not to look at you. It wasn't that creepy -- You were both human and he wasn't "stepdad" long enough to ever feel like a father figure. But there was tension, and occasionally you bickered over dumb stuff.
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After graduation, you got a job and moved across town. Over time, there were a couple of guys you dated long enough to introduce them to Joel at family events. He was polite but quiet with the first one. The last one, you seemed to really like, and Joel was kind of cold with him. After you and that guy broke up, you started getting the urge to see Joel more often, which ultimately led to the time you went by when your Mom wasn't home and knowingly caught him jacking off.
Joel never would have made a move on you, so thank god for your advances. Even after following your instagram, he tried (and failed) not to look at you.
I’ve been missing stepdad!Joel so bad that I had to reread it all over again yesterday 🥺🥹🥹 I love that sucker sick motherfucker he is such a whore for reader
He is nothing if not a whore for reader, and he dresses the part too 😅. Thank you ❤️
This is probably the dumbest ask you’ll ever receive but since a lot of stepdad!Joel takes place on Snapchat I am DYING to know what his Bitmoji looks like in your mind. Does he use the weird 1.0 version or the one everyone else uses? Is it accurate to himself or just a dumb shitpost-y one? I don’t know why I’m so hyperfixated on such a minor detail but I’ve gotta know what you imagine in your head (I’m a whore for lore)
Not dumb I love this. I imagine it as kinda hot lmaooooo with some type of goofy little flare. If anyone else wants to take a shot at this, have at it 😭 since he's new to Snapchat he prob uses default style.
Stepdad masterlist - see Snapchat, Amazon, bonus snaps, bonus snaps #2 is where he uses the melting Bitmoji.
[IMGs: modern style Bitmoji, brown hair and glasses, gray joggers, cropped blue tshirt that says cutie. 1) half his face melting into a puddle 2) lounging on bed with phone saying "send pics" 3) sulking on the floor in a corner 4) gif, reclining in front of a fan sweating]
