mid-day, in the woods. it’s absolutely consensual because that’s just how josh rolls. he’ll give you a 15 minute headstart because he’s "generous" like that. if he catches you… well, you know the stakes. afterward, it’s movies at your place with fred (your fur baby). he ends the night in his ghost mask, with you riding, not a horse, but that knife handle. 🫣
🏍️ nico ‘junior’ trocci | ‘caught up’ by navessa allen
he’ll book that old neighborhood arcade just for you to relive your high school days. arcade games and billiards until you end up in a cramped photobooth. there, he’ll kneel to worship you while the camera captures every expression on your face. then, a midnight ride on his motor, because we all know exactly what we want to ride when junior’s around.
he’s renting out all of satan’s affair. just you and him playing hide-and-seek (and other things) in the horror house. he’ll take you right there against the wall or on the stairs, with the creepy mannequins as your only audience. and don't worry, there's definitely a second round waiting at the manor. 💀
🚬 kade mitchell | ‘the edge of darkness trilogy’ by leigh rivers
movie night featuring the greatest showman, his absolute favorite. you’ll be belting out the songs while he contemplates his life choices. your singing might suck, but at least you’re hot, right? expect blunts and kisses in between. he’ll even install a pole in the bedroom because he knows you love to dance. a private show f his favorite girl, followed by a late night walk with hopper and milo. 🐾
🥃 sebastian ‘base’ prince | ‘the edge of darkness trilogy’ by leigh rivers
we know base lives for joints, booze, and a good time. his version of valentine’s? Inviting kade and stacey over to turn your "little" house party into something much dirtier. we love a man who shares (the fun).
💉 tobias mitchell | ‘psychotic obsession’ by leigh rivers
he might be is unhinged, but he’s a certified genius bookworm. expect to be sprawled across a metal lab desk while he worships you from head to toe. by morning, he’ll take you to his favorite diner for coffee and some casual pillow talk about the patients.
🕷️ malachi vize | ‘the web of silence duet’ by leigh rivers
roleplay is the name of the game. he’s donning the black gas mask, the trench coat, a metal bat in one hand, and a screwdriver in the other. he’ll insist you wear that gothic lace wedding dress from halloween before chasing you through the cornfields. we all know how that chase ends. 🌽
🏥 grey, theo, & damon | ‘dance with my demons why choose asylum romance’ by steph macca
their favorite date spot? the morgue in the basement. theo’s bringing his favorite ink rotary machine to leave his mark on you. damon provides the wine and a charcuterie board of all your favorites. and grey? he just brings himself and his favorite knife, he has a specific talent for "disarming" you of your bra straps.
⚰️ xero greaves | ‘fuck pals duet’ by gigi styx
a date in a cemetery? classic xero. he’ll welcome valentine’s day on the night of the 13th by being buried to the hilt inside you among the headstones. afterward, he’s prepared a dinner date in the candlelit passageway to the catacombs. he loves feeding you as much as he loves... well, the other thing. 🪜
sauna time. a massive one to fit all five of you. tyler claims it’s for "muscle recovery," and ethan says it’s for "stress relief." sure, boys. you’re going to need some serious stamina for this one, girl. it’s four against one!
🍃 Tamlin | ‘a court of thorns and roses’ by sarah j maas
a picnic on a cliff overlooking the greenery and the lake of starlight. total romantic vibes: a red blanket, a wooden basket full of wine and sandwiches, and a sunset view. of course, the "dessert" comes after the sun goes down. 😉
🌙 rhysand | ‘a court of thorns and roses’ by sarah j maas
a banquet waiting in the court of nightmares. he’ll have you sitting on his lap while he rules from the throne, whispering filthy things in your ear to make you squirm. then, he’ll fly you back to velaris, the court of dreams, where he’ll ask you to sit on his face. it’s your throne, after all. ⭐️
🗡️ cassian | ‘a court of thorns and roses’ by sarah j maas
physical training comes first, obviously. but afterward, in his luxurious tent, he’s prepared a warm salt bath and a cot covered in rose petals. he’ll dismiss the Illyrian unit early just to make sure no one is around to hear you screaming his name. better he prepared, there is no headboard this time. ⛺️
🦇 azriel | ‘a court of thorns and roses’ by sarah j maas
with dance with my demons series, i have to close the book, put it down, and stare at a wall & accept that everything i learned in biology class is irrelevant because “reverse harem physics” means the heart (and other things) has infinite capacity 😳
