#stephenfrost

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Someone: sir, is that man bothering you?

Stephen looking at Loki: yes, absolutely, but he's my husband. I signed up for this

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Stephen: it's very quiet today.

Bucky: yes. It's quite nice.

Stephen:

Bucky:

Stephen: we should go check on them.

Bucky: yes.

*Loki and Steve in the background making things blow up to piss off Fury*

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Loki: I’m playing a drinking game. It’s called everytime I feel depressed about something, I take a drink.

Stephen: That’s already a game. It’s called alcoholism.

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Stephen is a Taylor Swift bisexual and Loki is a twenty one pilots pansexual.

I DON'T MAKE THE RULES

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Stephen, mad at Loki: You have to remember, I WAS A SOLDIER. I killed people!

Loki, unamused: you were a doctor.

Stephen: I HAD BAD DAYS!

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Stephen, to Wong: so, I met Loki's parents today. And now he's mad.

Loki: OF COURSE.

Stephen: you'd like to tell them why?

Loki: BECAUSE IF A KING (who by the way kills people) ASK YOU WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING THE CORRECT ANSWER IS NEVER "YOUR SON"

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I'm convinced that at some point of the relationship, Loki was jealous of Wong and went to ask him if he had something with Stephen.

And Wong couldn't see Stephen or Loki's face in TWO WEEKS because that poor man could not stop laughing.

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*Stephen and Wong seeing Loki being a sassy little bitch ™ with knifes*

Stephen: Ugh! I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him.

Wong:  Well, you don't have to.

Stephen: No, I'm gonna.