Dec 22, 2020
Alex:(petting a black cat) Black cats bring good luck, not bad luck. This is my cat-
Alex:(points the cat at Rozzi) See his face-
Alex:-and I’m not dead today. Good luck.
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Alex:(petting a black cat) Black cats bring good luck, not bad luck. This is my cat-
Alex:(points the cat at Rozzi) See his face-
Alex:-and I’m not dead today. Good luck.
Rozzi:There’s nothing sadder than cold hot chocolate.
Alex:Yes there is, cold hot chocolate with ketchup in it.
Rozzi:I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that.
JP: I’d exercise more, but I’ve got no motivation~
Rozzi: I’ll see if I can help with that. (She leaves)
JP:Suuuuuure.
JP:
JP:....wait, what- FUCK! (starts running)
Rozzi:(shooting at him with a nerf gun) This motivation enough?!
Alex:(running towards him speaking in a megaphone) The fitness gram pacer test is a-
Alex:(on a call with Rozzi) Hmm. I can’t go.
Rozzi:Why?
Alex:I lost my phone. I wouldn’t want to be on an outing without it.
Rozzi:So how the fuck are you talking to me?
Alex:
Alex:Huh. I found it. Life truly plays tricks on you sometimes.
Rozzi: I really hate men.
Alex:Good, more for me.
Alex:Luke, can you get us a table?
Luke:Sure, one minute.
Luke:(ten minutes later, running out with a table in his arms) Rozzi, start the car!
JP:Hmm, what should I call you...
Rozzi:My name. Call me by my name.
JP:How about Ro-ro?
Rozzi:Don’t you dare.
Adela:Ro-ro, huh? Could catch on.
Rozzi:No.
Alex:Calm down, Ro-Ro, they’re probably not serious.
Rozzi:It is now my quest in life to crush all of you.
Rozzi:God, I'm getting flashbacks to my child care class in high school and I had to take care of a robot baby for a weekend.
Rozzi:I named it Luci, short for Lucifer.
Adela:I had one of those too. I killed mine when I smacked it too hard while I was trying to burp it.
Adela:It started screaming so I smothered the speakers with a blanket.
Alex:Moral of the story, you two should never have children.