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“Only my blorbos can judge me!”

My blorbos, 24/7, judging me:

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Headcanons: StettiHo Edition

Ship HC’s

These bitches are switches! They fight each other for dominance and it’s a 50/50 chance for who would be dominant at any given time. Whoever subs is 💯 going to be the biggest brat possible, and who doesn't love a bratty sub?!

Non-con, fucked up power dynamics, bartering, sex as rough as sandpaper, bad horribly non existent BDSM etiquette, Pinned. Against. The. Wall!

Stetti

If you look up “Internalized Homophobia” in the dictionary, you’d see Stetti’s photo. I gotta make that post now… don’t I?

Obsessed AF with Hogan, where it moves beyond an interest in an enemy to homoerotic addiction. Like, he’s more obsessed than teenagers are with their celebrity crushes… that’s saying something! He just needs him!

If Hogan was ever in his custody, Stetti would never be able to (willingly) transfer his custody or kill him. He’d rather Hogan pull the trigger on him than the other way around.

Can speak French, Germany is close to France after all. Le petit mort = the little death aka what the French call an orgasm… there’s a line there somewhere!

Hogan

A defiant brat (duh, we know that!) He gets Stetti back for all he puts him through, even if he’s punished for it.

Martyr Complex: Hogan barters and negotiates with Stetti. If it takes Hogan’s freedom to get Stetti to back off of Stalag 13, then Hogan will (relunctantly) oblige. He’ll do things for the greater good.

Hogan definitely enjoys sex, and isn’t too particular to who his partner is/their gender. Stetti isn’t his first choice but there’s something about him not submitting instantly or being dominant…

Definitely gets touch starved quickly!! He’s always touching people in canon, imagine how much he’d miss it if he couldn’t touch anyone/be touched? Then, when Stetti touches him, he finally satisfies a craving he didn’t know he had…

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Why I love my beloved Crackship

This is different than my Conspiracy Board Post, where I outline why my beloved crackship makes sense. This post is about what fuels this crackship!

✨Internalized Homophobia✨ Shit sucks IRL when you’re dealing with it but damn! It is compelling to write about! Stetti’s case is interesting because I always say that history was gayer than portrayed. Chances are good that many Nazis were probably deep in the closet but it was definitely better to hide in plain sight. I could, and probably will, make a separate post about this later.

Hogan’s Martyr Complex™️ Hogan is 💯 the kind of guy who would sacrifice himself for the good of his outfit, in a heartbeat! So what does that have to do with StettiHo? Only everything! For me, it’s how StettiHo can come to be: Stetti offers Hogan a deal where he lays off his investigation of Stalag 13 if Hogan goes into his custody, becoming his. Of course, Hogan agrees since his operation/his men/Klink is no longer Stetti’s focus, he is. Also makes for some angsty Klogan vibes…

The Dynamics are ✨chef’s kiss✨ While I believe there’s a lot of switching going on, I think things start off with Dom!Stetti and Bratty sub!Hogan. As time goes on, Hogan takes on a more dominant role, especially since he realizes that Stetti won’t seriously harm him/he’ll do anything to keep Hogan all to himself, making Stetti more of a sub (Hogan outranks him too, so y’know 😏 There’s also a million and one possibilities for Bratty sub!Stetti 😈) This gets explored more in my StettiHo WIP (not Terror in the Shadows).

Intimate Whumper/NSFWhump. Also, Caretaker Whumper. There’s something so deliciously devastating about Stetti being the one who hurts Hogan, and also patching up his wounds/caring for him. Also forced/delayed orgasms, anyone? Getting electrocuted by a cattle prod while cumming?? Yes, it’s the worst/non existent BDSM etiquette imaginable, yes there’s non-con, and no, I don’t condone these actions! But the pain/pleasure line is super blurry in StettiHo land™️

Stetti just wants to be accepted and loved, Hogan is touch starved. 🥹 I think at some point, Stetti can be a bit vulnerable with Hogan, especially with Internalized Homophobia. Hogan wouldn’t sell Stetti out to the Nazis and would be a safe person for him. And then there’s Hogan’s touch-starvedness! He likes touching people and being touched… There’s potential there!

I don’t know what it is, but Stetti’s gloved hands. Lawd 🥵 the whole uniform actually… The amount of times he's putting on/fidgeting with his gloves is canon.... what I was I doing? Oh yes, making a point! There’s something so impersonal about Stetti not touching Hogan with his bare hand(s). Yet his actions, combined with Hogan’s touch-starvedness makes it oh so personal!