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EVERY MOTHER'S NIGHTMARE (1987 - present) | METAL EDGE, April 1991.

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I’ve been reading early Detective Comic issues (don’t ask why, I have a lot of problems) and if I was offered an answer to only one of the multitude of questions I have, I would have to ask: why is Steve Malone so… pretty?

A bit of context here: early Detective Comics were called “Detective Comics” because they featured stories of multiple detectives. There were other characters to, but the bulk of the stories were about detectives detectiving around. One of these comics is Steve Malone: District Attorney at Law, starring Steve Malone, a district attorney (at law).

Now, maybe I’m just insane, but Steve is drawn very pretty? Like, I don’t know how to explain this in a way that makes sense, he’s just very lovely.

I’ll just put some pictures in, I guess.

(All of these come from Detective Comics (1937-2011) #34)

Actually, looking back, I think it’s just his waist. Why’s it so small? You’ve got to understand, there are other men in these comics, and none of them are drawn like this.

Buck Marshall, in the same comic:

Slam Bradley and his totally not boyfriend who he shares a bed with, also in this comic:

The only character drawn sort of like Steve Malone is Batman

But, on the other hand, Batman is supposed to be an expert gymnast, and it isn’t like gymnasts are particularly large. (Also his proportions are weird because he has the slimness of an acrobat but muscles of steel, giving him a beautiful hourglass figure) Steve isn’t supposed to be a gymnast, he’s just supposed to be a district attorney who’s pretty good at punching people.

Why is he drawn like this? Why is he so pretty? Seriously, what?

#the inane ramblings of a madman #long post #dc #batman #bruce wayne also has a pretty slim waist #it’s just hard to tell because you don’t get a lot of good shots of his figure #and he’s wearing a trench coat in this issue #so his figure is there yeah but it’s hard to see #steve malone #does anyone know this guy?#of course not #i made this post #because i thought it would be funny #and because buck marshall’s hat is comedically tall and i love it #seriously though #is it just me???#am i the only one who’s baffled by steve’s absurd beauty standards???#¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ probably #back to reading comics made before my grandparents were born

Every Mothers Nightmare - Every Mothers Nightmare

1990

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Every Mother's Nightmare - Love Can Make You Blind

Song:

Rosko - You Can Go Away

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Every Mother's Nightmare - Walls Come Down

Song:

Jean-Michel Jarre - Zoolook

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A Passage To Ponder: Ephesians 6:1-4

In a 2014 sermon, Steve Malone asked “What do the following have in common?” • 90% of homeless and runaway children • 63% of youth who commit suicide • 80% of all rapists • 85% of children with behavioral problems • 71% of all high school dropoutsContinue reading

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~Every Mother's Nightmare~

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