gimme two bit headcanons where he wants 2 be poly w stevepop
Okay so
-he’d definitelY kissed both of them before
-one way or another
-under the influence or just because he wanted to
-and I think he’d tell soda first and he’d almost cry because of how awful he feels because “you guys are happy I don’t want to ruin that”
-the whole conversation would go roughly like this
“I think I like you.”
“Oh.”
“I’m sorry.”
“No, no, it’s okay. It’s just, I ha-”
“I know, you’ve got steve.”
“Otherwise, I. I don’t know what.”
“Him too.”
“What?”
“I like him too.”
“Oh.”
-then soda would kiss him on the cheek, bc despite not knowing how steve would feel, he can’t leave him hanging
-soda would encourage him to have the same conversation with steve, only, soda would be there
-and steve is so chill. He’s a little lost on the whole having two boyfriends thing
-but he quickly gathers how awesome is is
-only thing is, whenever he and steve kiss, they both have wonky teeth and they’re constantly bumping into eachother
-its just that easy
-they fit on the couch perfectly
-they’d use his real name almost like a pet name bc they’d learn that it reminds him if his mama
-he’d introduce them to her and she’s so sweet
-sometimes he feels like an outsider (;)) and they’d comfort him and show him how loved he is
-they’d go on individual dates and group dates and they’d be rly good at balancing it all
-darry is confused bc he wasn’t surprised when soda and steve got together but???
- modern! Where they go to prom together and everyone is like ???? But if they try to talk shit, any one of them will fight someone
-modern! Where steve and soda take two’s sweatshirts alL the time
-im sorry this is such a mess
-but yea
-they’re happy, healthy, and gay