#stex c.b.

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When your mother asks you to sort through some old LEGO and you get ideas

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C.B.: did you hear about that guy who dipped his balls in glitter?

Dinah: he… what?

C.B.: yeah, pretty nuts

Dinah: … oh my god

Greaseball, rolling past: dude why does your crotch shimmer

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Whoops I was going through my StEx military!AU and found this little thingy that I completely forgot I wrote. So, you know, here it is

Summary: Being at C.B. and Dinah's wedding makes Greg reflect on his own relationship with Elias, and how the tables have turned.

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*briefly comes out of exile to drop this random tribute to the funniest meme of 2022*

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Dustin: did I just see you and Dinah kissing?!?

C.B.: no of course not

Dustin: … there’s lipstick on your mouth

C.B.: we just happen to wear the same shade

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Dinah: when I said ‘bring me back something from the beach’ I meant like a conch shell

C.B., struggling to hold a seagull: fucking say that next time!

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C.B.: I’m hard at work

Dustin: really? Doesn’t seem like you’re putting much effort in braking today

C.B.:

Dustin: … oh

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

A new instalment of the micro-AUs: a series of short companion stories to my main Dinahboose series, exploring what would have happened if one tiny thing would have gone differently, or if a character had made a different choice! This one was heavily inspired by @neacle 🖤

Summary: What if a drunk Greaseball had actually heard C.B. confessing to him that he’s in love with Dinah, and taken action?

Neah actually drew the central scene of this little story over a year ago and it’s extremely important that everybody sees it again and marvels at her work